Miley Cyrus’s Boyfriend Is Such an Articulate Individual
January 13th, 2009 by Evil BeetOn the latest episode of The Miley & Mandy Show, Miley’s boyfriend, Justin Gaston, makes an appearance, if only to prove that he is, in fact, the attractive face with absolutely zero underlying personality that we’d all assumed him to be anyway.
Stay tuned until around 5:00, where Justin actually performs with his guitar. He’s not terrible, but it would be a lot better without Miley bouncing around in the background making damn sure all the attention is on her.
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That song must be about his over aged love for miley.
It’s not about love at all. I give this guy all the credit in the world for putting up with this annoying bitch. I’m sure she has more money than God but that still wouldn’t be enough to keep me around imagine you’re actually playing a halfway decent song and you have that little troll hopping around next to you and you have to take a big gulp and call her your girlfriend? God bless this guy
“imagine you’re actually playing a halfway decent song and you have that little troll hopping around next to you and you have to take a big gulp and call her your girlfriend?”
Ahahaha that is possibly the funniest thing I have ever read :D I legit laughed my butt off for five minutes. Kudos to you, that was epic.
Wow Miley is so annoying! She over talks her friends and tries to steal the whole show. Plus I hate her man voice.
they’re wearing matching shirts!
Jesussssssss christ
“Feel free to dance along guys!”
Dear lord, no!
Is Miley wearing one of his shirts as in I woke up at his place and this is all I could find to wear home or did she think it would be fun for them to dress alike?
I couldn’t make it thought 30 seconds… this video is pure punishment.
i made it to 33 secs…..
I turned the speakers off — makes it easier to watch
sheeyah, every miley video i attempt to watch, i gotta call it quits by the 30 second mark at the very latest… for fuck’s sake, somebody put that bitch DOWN already.
No, give her a muzzle hahaha.
lol
well, i love miley cyrus. i think she’s an incredible singer and actress. also, i didn’t know much about justin, but he seems really cool here. and he’s an amazing singer too.
stop being so mean people. its annoying. and it makes you sounds petty and jealous.
We only hate because we love.
Come back when you finish puberty. I think anybody over the age of 20 would have difficulty quantifying Miley’s “talent”.
she is a TERRIBLE singer live. not sure if youve heard her live, but not so great.
you must be about 13.
Amazing? Incredible? Never thought I would see those words used to describe a country bumpkin like Miley Cyrus! Im gonna guess youre about 13. Best of luck to you in junior high!
LOL
never have paid her much attention before…NOW I KNOW WHY! UGH! she is like the annoying kid sister you somehow got rooked into taking along on your date. ‘Needy’ you have a new goddess and her name is miley.
also, i think the friend has the genuine hots for the guy. seen those kind of melting looks and have given a few unrequited ones of my own. forget sam and lilo, “miles and manders’ are heading for a huge split.
hes a JOE JONAS wannabe. miley miley miley… you are such a sappy loser.
My love for Miley has nothing to do with her acting or singing talent (which are neither great nor horrible) but more to do with the fact that she is cute, and the fact that underneath, I know she is probably a huge bitch. Every bitchy thing she does endears her to me more.
Took the words right out of my head!
I want to put Miley in a burlap sack with a few cinder blocks and throw her in the river.
OMG this guy is so fucking stupid.
“Hubhfabfahhhhfuhdruhfoo….” that’s all I understood from him.
Her hair looks like shit.
I fucking HATE her voice.
Gosh watching this has just enraged me..
I will admit the Miley/Justin high-five was cute… but I really don’t think he is truly into their ‘relationship’ so whatever.
sorry Beet, I tried. I can’t even imagine getting past the two-minute mark. Too bad I missed that singing. whatever.
Ah, she actually looks pretty in the still, damn her :(
I skipped to the five minute mark for the song. It isn’t horrible, actually. I’m hoping he dumps her ass pretty soon; he’s too attractive for her.
Pretty sure she isn’t wearing a bra.
ok i made it through “justy-wusty” and then had to stop the player. she has just surpassed carrot top on my “most annoying celebrity” list.
She is OBNOXIOUS! I will never claim anything other than that. Was she going on some rant about good things come to those who wait? Ha ha right. You hit the mark in the other “virginity FAIL” comment. And her parents don’t even care!
what the first snl video they talk about
OMG SHE IS SOOO ANNOYINGGGGGGGGGGG
she and her boytoy don’t even act as though they like each other.
p.s. she pisses me off.
Dear Jesus,
When you come back can you do it old school and be born to Miley Cyrus? Cause you know, she’s a virgin and all.
Thanks in advance,
Everyone
PS: I hope you like wearing wife beaters and fedoras, cause that’s all they’ll dress you in.
you had me at ‘dear jesus’. went to your site. loved it. funny. new addiction.
i really enjoy how the economy is heading to the shitter, and this girl has nothing to worry about. at all.
fuck.life.
fuck. miley.
lol i can never get more than about a minute in to these videos and then i just get embarassed for them. miley’s going to look back on these someday and be like whhhhhat the ef was i thinking.
on a side note, i think its not all that strange that she hangs out with 20/21 year olds. its not like she’s anything like a normal 15 year old, so she just had to fish in older ponds to fit in.
That song was kind of cute, but it would be way less creepy if it wasn’t about a girl so wildly underage.
the suprising thing i found on that clip was the complete acquiescence of Mandy and Justin to her playacting. they kinda acted like she was this annoying little sister they were putting up with for their own good.
age wise she reminded me of my housemate’s 12 year old daughter, who wouldnt dare act that way around me in case i sneered.
Thats exactly what I thought, I know cuz I’ve seen that look and given it so many times :)
I think Justin looks really annoyed lol but he’s putting up with it because he wants to be famous..the easy way. Why couldn’t he have picked another starlet besides Miley, like for example Selena? who is LESS annoying.
I think that he looks so uncomfortable. Shes incredibly irritating, as is the friend. I think he wonders why he is there
it just hit me that miley cyrus acts like all those girls i used to play high school soccer with. I HATED THEM!
DUDE isn’t this considered statuatory in the US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the eff is cute about this! And for anyone that says she is a great singer, you should really get your hearing checked she has killed music!
What does he see in her? Can someone PLEASE tell me?
Money and Fame
This is the guy from Nashville Star and also the Taylor Swift video. I’m surprised he isn’t dating her.
Now I totally understand why people hate teenagers……Bangs head on wall
the person that is willing to shoot miley for me, I will pay $10,000…
and that guy is totally a celebwannabe. I’m guessing his ” album” will come out anytime soon.
She reminds me of Madonna Circa 1988
forget waterboarding…this is the torture that should be used against terrorists and foreign agents. after the 5th or 6th repreated forced viewing they would be spilling every secret they had.
man that dude’s way to old for her, its his problem he got involved in miley in the first place lol, what was he actually expecting? That she would be this perfect women, she’s 16 ffs of course she is an attention seeking and slightly annoying, thats what teenages do. I really think the only reason he is staying with her is the fame, and he sounds like a fag too, i prefer Miley go out with Nick jonas again cause this guy is way too old for her. I like Miley but what is she doing, and why does her best friend have to be there laughing like a idiot. other than that the video was so painful to watch after a minute i just gave up.
P.s: Dump Jason, Miley
“it would be a lot better without Miley bouncing around in the background making damn sure all the attention is on her..”
Wrong.
It’d be a lot better if “Smanders and “Smiley” fucked off and Justin took of his short so that we could appreciate his real talent. Who cares if he’s stupid, that dude is way hot.
he’s actually not that bad
people like her can’t handle having real friends – she has ‘hangers on’ or sycophants
Somehow I really feel sorry for that guy…I would say this definitly isn’t the EASY WAY of becoming famous,not with such an self-focused teenager around….I really would like to know about her future…is she going to be the next Angelina Jolie(like,I mean,exept for me,everyone in the whole world seems to like her,but to me she seems to be a very stupid and arrogant person who does this whole charity thing for fake and publicity(before that,people were only thinking of her as that weird wife of BBT))or will her star begin to fall very soon?Anyone with a timemachine?Anyone?No?Damn it,got to wait for a few years to find out about that….
You people are pathetic idiots,if you don’t like her WHY watch the video or read the post in the first place. She does the Miley and Mandy Show for FANS! Leave her the hell alone,she’s smart,beautiful,generous and talented and does not deserve to be bashed like that!
OMG I HATE MILEY CYRUS! She is the biggest bitch && thinks the attention ALWAYS has to be on herr. She no where near deserves all the credit she gets from singing and acting, SHE IS ABSOLUTLY HORRIBLE! What kind of parents let a 15/16 year old girl go out with a 20 year old? She doesnt deserve him nor does he need her. He needs to go out and make his own albums with that kind of talent. Miley Cyrus is a horrible influence on the world and the kids around that look up to her. Mandy deserves more credit than her, at least shes prettier and less ANNOYING! Soon miley is going to start doing crack and shit and end up in rehab, just like all the other so called “wonderful” actresses and singers. She hates people starting gossip about her? News flash, she starts the gossip and hatred towards herself by acting so STUPID!
This is wayyy too painful to watch, miley cyrus needs to get a freaking life. If she has such great talent everyone says she has (i beg to differ) then why isnt she out there practicing and doing it? instead she sits in her home like a lame ass bitchy girl and shoots videos of herself and friend, while instead she could be out doing good stuff for the world and making herself look better so everyone doesnt hate her so much. these videos makes it a wholleee lot worse.
SHUT UP ALREADY MILEY CYRUS
her voice grates and grates..
i skipped to the five-minute mark for the song, five minutes of miley would’ve killed me..
Seriously I think the girl Amanda w.e is a pretty decent girl and he’s not that bad either it’s just that dumb slut that pretty much ruins this video trying so hard to get attention. Really never even liked her, he’s way too mature for her and she acts like a 3 year old. I’m also glad she doesn’t wear that blonde wig anymore because in my opinion it’s pretty much encouraging little girls that you have to be blonde and pretty with really nice clothes just to get noticed. I even met her once and she’s a complete total bimbo. Even her clothes at Wal-Mart are a complete knock-off of other clothes. I feel sorry for Justin and Amanda w.e for having to just deal with her. And for those who for some BIZARRE reason absolutely adore her, this is MY opinion so I’m not telling you what to think so don’t try to force me to make her like her.