Is This a New Paris Hilton Track???
January 13th, 2009 by Evil BeetTake a listen to “Jailhouse Baby,” which is reportedly-maybe-possibly one of the tracks off Paris Hilton’s new album.
God save us all.
She can’t really be doing this, right?
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Why? why?
Why would they let her make a new anything?
Who the HAY-YELL are the people who buy her sheet?
I think if you purchase anything of hers knowing it is hers that you should be forced to do community service like the DUI bastads have to do.
” you purchsed something from Paris Hilton? Ok now you have to go work wioth dead bodies all day long because soing crap like thatw ill kill innocent people!”
LOL!
Okay, okay. But… Who’s Singing? ‘Cause I’m sure that is NOT Paris!
Sounds like Paris to me tbh…
paris+computer technology
way to milk the jail thing though the fans will love it
what iiiiis the world coming to
the beginning few words she does sound like a man haha
but after, you can tell its her. well, plus a lot of editing.
Why?
Just, WHY???
What the hell were these record people thinking? It’s bad enough she’s an air-head heiress but now she’s trying to be an air-head heiress proving that those voice altering machines really work….
girl just stick to what you do best, shopping, drugs, sex and making once-hot rockers look like cancer victims.
When is Suri Cruise gonna ake a dance record?
Shes such a hot little cyborg right now. Everyone wants to get invited to her parties!
i bet she can sing, tapdance, crunk…well maybe not crunk (prob againainst the sciontology laws) make origami better than anybody has EVER seen before, walk/hover on water…(have you ever really seen her walk on the ground?) and also read your fucking mind!
poor wee thing..
NOOOOOO!!!! Make it stop…please, make it stop…*sobs*
OMG my ears are bleeding and the babies are crying, please make her stop. Is this a new torture tactic for G-MO.
sorry, but this song sounds like just about any britney, mandy, hilary, or any other girl whose name ends with a “y”
It’s vapid, it’s lame, it’s a voice that’s been altered like crazy. It could be anyone–including, La Spears.
Is this for disney??
lol she is too old, they like it underage!
definately paris.
That sucks like…. well…… Paris. :-)
Regardless of who that is, it is probably the worst song I’ve ever heard. On several different levels. Seems very Paris-ish.
THIS IS A CRUEL JOKE.
Paris Hilton: The reason the word “suck” was coined into a term for SUCKING. Thanks Paris, your sucking knows know bounds. Every time I think you suck as much as you can suck you suck just a little bit harder.
Well I’m relieved – thought I’d run out of stripper music for work.
she knows what travesty means?!?
i like the song……………………………. !
its really catchy………………………….
but am i really the only one who thinks so??
OMG is that NELSON?!
Remember her other single? It was all islandy and such? Yeah, this is worse than THAT.
Who in the world actually likes her? No one I’ve ever talked to.
I get the impression her producers are all playing one big joke on her. I feel like she just got PUNKED, you know?
what a freakin dingy broad!!! just stick to spending your daddy’s money already…..