The Winners of the Big Rob T-Shirt Contest!!!

January 12th, 2009 by Evil Beet


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Sorry this took so long, you guys, but I have decided the winners of the Big Rob T-shirt contest from last week. Your answers cracked me the hell up.

Here are the top three choices, who will each be receiving a free T-shirt from Sheila Cameron.

Choice #1, by Lona
If I were the Jonas Brothers’ bodyguard, my T-shirt would say “Aim for me.”

Choice #2, by Tom
If I were Britney Spears’ bodyguard, my T-shirt would say “I’m not guarding her right now because she’s doing a line of coke and nailing some guy.”

Choice #3, by Megan
If I were Britney Spear’s bodyguard, my T-shirt would say, I protect Britney from you, but I don’t protect you from Britney.

Runners-up (no T-shirt, but I lol’d):

By Marquisa:
If I were the Jonas Brothers’ body guard, my t-shirt would say: “TEAM MILEY”

By Ryan:
If I were the Jonas Brothers’ bodyguard, my T-shirt would say:
I’ve cut farts that lasted longer than their careers will…
and the farts sounded better, too!

Thank you all for entering!!!


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10 Responses to “The Winners of the Big Rob T-Shirt Contest!!!”

  1. Tabs says:

    I love the “team miley” !!!

  2. Anonymous says:

    if i were ANY of their bodyguards, my shirt would say, “im with stupid”

  3. leo says:

    hahahaha i love them all

  4. Veronica says:

    Liked Ryan’s!

  5. Dmarie says:

    team miley is the only funny one xD

  6. NoireChic says:

    If I were Britney’s bodyguard, my shirt would say:

    “I don’t care what she does, you BET NOT f*ck wit’ her!”

  7. David says:

    Hahaha.
    They’re all really clever and funny.

  8. Caz2 says:

    team miley one is the best one.

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