Let’s Talk About the Dresses: Olivia Wilde

January 11th, 2009 by Evil Beet


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Love her, love her, love her.

Perfect.

The only thing is that if you look at the close-ups of her face it looks like she’s been crying all day and they went overboard with the concealer to cover it up.


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24 Responses to “Let’s Talk About the Dresses: Olivia Wilde”

  1. Heatherlyisaverb says:

    corect me if I am wrong, but is it not a rule that UNLESS you are wearing ‘feature’ earrings with a strapless dress, you MUST wear a ‘feature’ necklace?

    I dunno if those itty bitty clip-on looking earrings cut it with that belt.

    Nice collarbones though.

  2. John says:

    I love Olivia Wilde. I think she is gorgeous, but I really hate this dress. I’m so disappointed because she always looks slick. This is too frilly and so not her. I hate the color too.

  3. SimpleJack says:

    Holy Crap!!! Did she just leave her job at a Disney exhibit? It looks like some carnivore ate a peacock, shit it out the next day, and she decided to wear it. (after coloring it pink, of course). Who did her make-up? It is way to light beneath her eyes, and the end of her nose is far to dark compared to the bridge. She looks like Pinocchio.

  4. hil says:

    really do not think she is pretty…

  5. Pilar says:

    her dress totally looks like a jellyfish!!!
    look at this page if you don’t believe me:
    http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/willow/jellyfish-info0.gif

  6. musicstudent says:

    she is pretty but perfect? her jaw is huge. i would need google maps to navigate that thing.

    don’t like the dress either, kinda cheap looking especially on the bottom half

  7. Oxymoron says:

    The dress colour looks great with her eyes.

  8. Passyunk Ave says:

    I almost didn’t recognize who she was in these pics! She looks way hotter on House. The dress reminds me of a late 80s early 90s prom gown.
    She’s a beautiful woman; I just wish she’d eat a little more and fire the person who duped her into wearing that thing.

  9. Jenna says:

    she looks really really skinny, but i like this one.

  10. Veronica says:

    I think it’s lovely! But I have no idea who she is cuz I don’t watch House.

  11. michelle says:

    usually i absolutely love olivia wilde, but in these photos she does NOT look good. she looks like a messed up barbie doll. the dress reminds me of a kindergarten’s dress up party, and her make up is all wrong.

  12. Beet Czar says:

    The dress and the color of it are perfect on her… her smile looks so strained, it looks uncomfortable. Not as gorgeous as she usually looks.

  13. bovine1 says:

    her head looks way toooooo fucking big for her body.

  14. Rebecca says:

    Beet, maybe you could articulate your attraction to Olivia a bit more? Which features make her perfect from your perspective (her eyes? square face-type? posture? delicacy?)? Because I’m just not seeing it. All I’m seeing is… skeletal.

  15. SimpleJack says:

    She is in House? Someone needs to lock her in the House and throw away the fucking key.

  16. Az says:

    She looks like Carmindy from What Not To Wear did her make-up.

  17. kitty says:

    this dress is a rip-off of what penelope cruz wore to the oscars a few years ago… and i think that one was a rip-off of someone else’s… anyone remember those dresses?

  18. Alice says:

    I love Olivia Wilde on Dexter – she always looks so classic and polished, like she’s French or Angelina Jolie. There’s just something weird about this whole look, it’s too much, it’s not “her”. She just looks uncomfortable. I think she would have been better off with something satin and sleek, maybe in blue. Also matching eye-shadow to the colour of your outfit always looks bad.

  19. Anonymous says:

    So you dont know anything about close -ups!

  20. Anonymous says:

    So you dont know anything about close -ups!

  21. Anonymous says:

    So you dont know anything about close -ups!

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