Let’s Talk About the Dresses: Miley Cyrus

January 11th, 2009 by Evil Beet


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I don’t want to hear anything from anyone in Miley’s camp ever again about how she’s just a sweet, innocent little girl.

The only good thing about those tits being practically up against her jawline is that hopefully it’ll make it harder for her to talk. Seriously, she looks like a hooker at the Renaissance Faire. Like she’s about to offer me a fucking chicken thigh and a blow job.

Virginity FAIL.


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86 Responses to “Let’s Talk About the Dresses: Miley Cyrus”

  1. Chelsea says:

    Heh She’s pretty. :)

  2. mileylover says:

    she’s hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. ballz says:

    I’ll take that chicken and blow job :DDD

  4. britney says:

    she luks really gud u r such a hater

  5. hal says:

    I don’t see the problem. It’s a very pretty dress, if that’s a problem. The guy wrighting the story above is a fucking faggot.

  6. samantha says:

    i am not a fan of her hair and dress and who ever posted this i TOTALLY AGREE!!! not a good syle for her!

  7. josh says:

    fuckin hottt!!!!!!!!!!!
    cant see how she luks like a hooker.
    ad tap that!

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