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Let’s Talk About the Dresses: Miley Cyrus

January 11th, 2009 by Evil Beet


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I don’t want to hear anything from anyone in Miley’s camp ever again about how she’s just a sweet, innocent little girl.

The only good thing about those tits being practically up against her jawline is that hopefully it’ll make it harder for her to talk. Seriously, she looks like a hooker at the Renaissance Faire. Like she’s about to offer me a fucking chicken thigh and a blow job.

Virginity FAIL.


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  1. Chelsea says:
    March 21, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    Heh She’s pretty. :)

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  2. mileylover says:
    June 11, 2009 at 11:03 pm

    she’s hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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