Let’s Talk About the Dresses: Beyonce Knowles

January 11th, 2009 by Evil Beet


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This is actually a very perfect look on her and I don’t really have anything mean to say.

Okay, that’s not entirely true: She needs to get her roots done.

Other than that, this dress highlights her perfect hourglass figure, and I’m actually thinking it would look really good on me, too. I may borrow it later on, B!


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35 Responses to “Let’s Talk About the Dresses: Beyonce Knowles”

  1. SimpleJack says:

    At least this time I can’t criticize her either. I am no big (or even small) fan of hers, but that dress is beautiful, and her also.

  2. just me says:

    Gorgeous!

  3. Megnolia says:

    I wish, that just ONCE, Beyonce would wear something that doesn’t look like she was poured into it. Yes, we know you have an hourglass figure. NO, we don’t always want to look at your breasts popping out of the top of your overly-tight dresses.

    • John says:

      What else is she gonna wear? A bag like Angelina Jolie? Fuck that shit. Beyoncé knows what looks good on herself. Boobs up and her booty popped out. She mixes it up with accessories and hair. It works, and why mess with something that delivers every time?

      • SimpleJack says:

        Right on brother!

      • mireee says:

        cos it feels like i’m gonna see her nipples at any time!!

        • kate says:

          all of you are fucking jealous.. she look great. most of u probably look fuck up hat’s why your hating. yor breast suppose to sit like that in that type of dress if her shit was hanging u would complain about that too. so shut the fuck up and get a tan.

    • Emily says:

      I agree. No one wants to see her fat titties all the damn time.

      • beyonce fan says:

        YEAH WELL I BET IF SHE DID COVER HER CLEAVAGE PEOPLE WULD BE TALKIN BOUT HOW SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN AND THAT SHES FLAT CHESTED ALL OF A SUDDEN
        BEYONCE CANT PLEASE EVERYONE ALL THE TIME

        BEYONCE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL ND U JUST HATTIN CUZ PROBABLY AINT GOT SHIT IN THE BACK OR FRONT

    • j says:

      agree agree agree! way too much cleavage every single time. please leave a little more to the imagination.

    • buffy says:

      She is a grown woman she can wear whatever she whants to!

  4. Heatherlyisaverb says:

    Oh man I wish I had that figure…

    I dont like her necklace though, it reminds me of drapery.

  5. truth is says:

    god this broad is so predictable… when will she step out of the bedazzled box? the necklace is cute but im so tired of her same old dresses… im tired of her period!

  6. truth is says:

    god this broad is so predictable… when will she step out of the bedazzled box? the necklace is cute but im so tired of her same old dresses… im tired of her period!

  7. chris says:

    forget let talk about jayz he is looking so old

  8. Passyunk Ave says:

    Beyonce looks F***ing FANTASTIC! The woman has class and knows what looks good on her. Stunning!

  9. carol says:

    hmm…i have one mean thing to say.
    she just tries too hard.

  10. Missou says:

    I still think she’s one Big Mac away from bein’ fat…

  11. Cat says:

    See Miley? This is how you wear a dress like that. You wear it when you’re in your 30’s.

    P.S. Or is it 20’s? Meh, who cares.

  12. FartfaceMcMuffin says:

    Two words: Flotation Devices

  13. FartfaceMcMuffin says:

    Wait – I have more! Apparently when B heard about the Golden Globes awards, she thought they were talking about a cleavage contest.

    (rim shot) Thank you! You’ve been a great audience – I’ll be here all week!

  14. Beet Czar says:

    She looks good but why can’t they get a picture of her with JayZ where he doesn’t look like he’s smelling something very bad.

  15. 00zoey says:

    If you got it flaunt it. She looks beautiful, so lush.

  16. Rebecca says:

    Does anyone else think she looks a bit as if she is hanging upside down?

  17. quirkygirlkitten says:

    she looks great here.

  18. yoyoma says:

    FAIL, imo.
    I couldn’t stand this look.

  19. Erin says:

    I can’t get over how beautiful the dress is. I could care less about who is wearing it, the cut and lines are absolutely PERFECT!

  20. Dmarie says:

    Yuck.. how come Miley Cyrus gets bagged on for her boobs when Beyonce can wear that!

    • Holly j Andersen says:

      Why would you DARE say that about Beyonce AND I AM GIVEN A SHOUT-OUT TO ALL YOU HATTERS BEYONCE DOSENT NEED TO FIX HER ROOTS .

  21. Alice says:

    Holy push-up bra Batman!

  22. saoirse says:

    beyonce is lovey and a good singer

  23. sweetaquarius Trinidad says:

    I totally love the gown .She looks stunning as usual whether she shows her cleavage or not. I mean a woman with class would know what i am speaking about. Keep it up girl and Jay-z don’t deserve you he is to uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugly all he has is money , but money does not make a HOME HAPPY, YOU DO HAVE THE SAME THING DAT IS MONEY.

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