Kanye West Obviously Hasn’t Been Broke Recently

January 11th, 2009 by Wendie


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Kanye West is on February’s cover of Vibe sharing more of his outlook and wisdom.

“I made a decision. I wanna make popular music, but I want less fans,” he told writer Sean Fennessey when asked if he was comfortable with fame. “I want the freedom of having less fans. It’s like the freedom of having less money. If you have less money, you have less responsibility. It’s like Björk. If she wanted to pose naked, you’d be like, ‘Oh, that’s Björk.’ But if I wanted to pose naked, people would draw all type of things into it. I definitely feel like, in the next however many years, if I work out for two months, that I’ll pose naked. I break every rule and mentality of hip-hop, of black culture, of American culture.”

You know, he has a really good point.  I never feel as free as when I can’t afford to buy food.  Knowing that I won’t have to cook dinner is soooo liberating.  Not having enough in my checking account to cover the electric bill makes me feel like a soaring eagle.  Seriously.  Utilities are an imprisonment.  And to my husband, honey, hasn’t it been so freeing having never gone on vacation since we’ve been married?

Alright, I’m exaggerating a bit but Kanye needs a reality check.  The good news is, if Kanye whittles down his fan base, that should solve his surplus income problems.


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37 Responses to “Kanye West Obviously Hasn’t Been Broke Recently”

  1. Whitt says:

    HA, soaring eagle. Good one.

  2. Gary says:

    The guy is a no talent JOKE.

  3. Jen B. says:

    Oh he has talent, but his huge ass ego gets in the way of it. Good thing he is so self important, because with out that he may have less fans. lol.

  4. whatshername says:

    I hate this man so much

  5. slouchy says:

    Oh, that explains the feeling I’ve been having: it’s the total freedom of being broke. Wow, thanks, Kanye, you knob.

  6. Lee says:

    As if the ignorant tripe coming out of his mouth wasn’t bad enough, that is perhaps the singularly most ugly picture of him I’ve ever seen.

  7. ricardo says:

    he should have just said, i admire artists like bjork who stay true to themselves even if they are unconventional artists, but no, instead he’s gotta go spew all that douche water.

  8. Lara says:

    Yes, he definitely “breaks every rule and mentality of hip-hop, of black culture, of American culture”!
    Not.
    Geez, this guy not only has no talent (imho, you have no talent if you manage to be off-pitch while RAPPING), but he also has no sense of reality!

  9. Just Saying says:

    I used to take up for him and shit, but he’s delusional at this point.

  10. FornitSomeFornus says:

    If he needs to be liberated from all his jack, he can mail it to me. It’ll be hell for me, but anything for you, Kanye!!

  11. elainebenes says:

    Aww, poor Kenye wants less fans. Is that a joke? How many people can stand this shit ugly, beyond egotistical piece of crap, “voice of my generation” asswipe???
    Hopefully any fans he does have will realize how ungrateful he is for them & tell him to get lost & STFU.
    Yeah, I hate him.

  12. cosmicdenmother says:

    “I definitely feel like, in the next however many years, if I work out for two months, that I’ll pose naked. I break every rule and mentality of hip-hop, of black culture, of American culture.”

    Is that a metaphor and I’m not getting it?? I just don’t see how taking your clothes off breaks ANY rule of hip-hop, black culture OR American culture.

  13. Melissa says:

    thats one ugly mug

  14. Briana says:

    whatever, Kanye.

    Love Lockdown is one of the most annoying songs ever made. its right up there with ‘keeps gettin better’ and ‘photograph’

  15. qwertghj says:

    this post just made me a fan of wendie
    “not being able to pay my electric bill makes me feel like a soaring eagle” i actually laughed out lous when i read that.

  16. Beet Czar says:

    Another fantastic example as to why musicians and actors should just “Shut Up and Sing”. I have no problem helping him have less $$. The one thing, reading between the lines, which I’m surprised he didn’t come and say it like Alicia Keys and Lauren Hill have done, that he wants less “white” fans.

  17. Omg says:

    HAHAHA! I saw this too and I think he is such a piece! Wasn’t much of a fan before and now I’m definitely not a fan. What a tool.

  18. k. says:

    if his ego was a cake he could split it into enough pieces to feed everyone in the united states and then some.

  19. Louise says:

    The dislike I had for him, has now blossomed into full-on hatred. And I know you can’t help the way you look, but GEEEEEZ he’s ugly. Gimme T.I. in sumfink tight and sleeveless to take my mind off Kanye please.

  20. lolly says:

    well kanye can rest assured that he has one less fan here.

  21. Abbi says:

    I love the blatant like Bjork diss hahahaaa

  22. Erin says:

    Perhaps all of his current fans (those that actually WANT to listen to any of his crap) can help him out and all band together to illegally download his music, instead of paying good money for it. You know, just to help him out of this current predicament.

  23. bsm says:

    honestly, this guy is so repellent, but the worst part is that he obviously likes that. he’s like a rebellious kid that just wants his parents to pay more attention to him. he just spews out the most ridiculous self-absorbed statements and in his mind he’s all the more visionary for doing so.

  24. Lindsay says:

    Ugh, he’s so annoying. Don’t worry Kanye, I’m not a fan.

  25. Tako says:

    I don’t understand why people make him talk.. I mean, i like 2 of his songs… That’s it.. But the guy is a fucking asshole, why the hell do they interview him? it just makes me hate him more and more everytime he opens his big mouth..
    The cool thing is, that i wont even download none of his shit anymore.. Because i would never, ever, pay for any of his albums.. But i still wont download none of his songs from now on. So there you have it Kanye, one less fan..

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