I Haven’t Seen This Many Whores in One Place Since The Last Hilton Birthday Party
January 10th, 2009 by Wendie
The stars turned out in force to attend all the swag (Stuff We All Get or Slutty Whores Acquiring Garbage, depending on how you view these things) galleries being held in honor of the Golden Globes.
So, basically, famous folk don’t have to Christmas shop. Have you ever seen so much ugly shit in all your life? You know these celebs aren’t using this crap. They pose with it, get it, and give it away at the holidays. Absolute whorefest.
As I was flipping through the pics, I was astounded at all the pajama and cake pics. The bitches running those booths must have been hard core. Like, “Pose with this sleeper or your family will be dead by the time you get home tonight.”
I have compiled an extensive photo gallery of some of the most breathtakingly beautiful merchandise you’ve ever seen. I feel so bad for all the grandmothers and assistants who will find all this debris under the tree come December.
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Ohhh, I laugh. I laugh haaaaaaard….
That’s one mess of ugly right there. No wonder they’re freebies, they look like shit.
My favourite is the bag that is in such good design taste that it requires a label of: “designer bag”
But hey I applaud them – ’cause, you know, sometimes it’s hard to work these things out without being prompted.
poor Taylor Lautner. having to pose with those fugly boots, those fugly purses, and that fugly hipster/miley cyrus scarf. Im sorry but ALL the boots in these photos are soooo fugly. fug, fug fug. fugly.
OMG poor Taylor Lautner, having to pose with that shit. I am sorry but every single pair of boots in these photos are FUGLY.
i know! but did you see his arms? his agent wasn’t lying when he said taylor had put on some muscle. i feel like such a perv. he needs to be 18 already.
I know! I wrote about him earlier on my blog and when I was posting the video of him I was like, his arms look like rocks. It’s crazy. So yea, I feel like a perv with you :P
I wish I could empathyse, but I’m slightly younger than Taylor, which I am EXTREMELY grateful for right now
totally a-list stuff for a-listers!
I pity the poor soul who gets an inner tube from Christian what’s-his-name.
I wish Blair Underwood would bring me my knickers, already. *waving*
damn, blair underwood can still get it.
remember when he was on sntc playing doctor robert leeds, and that scene where he was schtupping miranda before steve walked in and caught them?
two words:
sweet heiney