FAIL
January 9th, 2009 by Evil Beet
Sarah Silverman, who I love and feel is a comedic genius, really needs to let up on this ugly duckling thing. It’s gone too far. She looked like a homeless crackwhore on the red carpet for the Critics Choice Awards. Listen, Sarah, you don’t have to buy into the standard definition of beauty, but you also don’t have to go out of your way to look awful. You’re a very pretty girl! Stop this insanity! Your bubbi would kvetch!
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Trying too hard. Cyndi Lauper did it better in 1984, anyway.
I don’t think she’s funny at all. She is pretty though!
Thank you!
She looks so mad
Unfunny attention whore.
My hatred for her knows no bounds.
I concur. It makes me happy to see her fail. schadenfreude much?
tennis shoes with an evening dress?! she is so hilarious. oh, sorry…i meant retarded.
I agree. It’s like she goes out of her way to prove that she’s funnier than she is pretty. Sad thing is that she’s been doing it so long that now she’s actually starting to lose the cute factor
Agreed. Jokes long over. This is almost as bad as when Jeanine Garafalo showed up at that one awards show looking like a homeless person.
Saying scandalous things with the knowledge that it will piss people off equals comedic genius? Not in my world.
Especially when they are not the kind of people who are equipped to speak up for themselves, like her vicious comment about Britney’s kids at the MTV Awards. Very unfunny.
her face is pretty. that dress looks awful. that is some horrible fashion taste on her part.
What a bad look, poor thing.
Society’s most overused, inapplicable word of the century awards…….
……..and the winner is, “genius.” First runner up, “pretty.”
Yeah I don’t get why comedians have to go out of their way to look silly. It just adds to the stereo-type that funny girls are uggo’s. Now I’ve seen Sarah dolled up for a past magazine shoot or something, and I tell ya…she was fucking fabulous. She looked amazingly hot in those shots!
at this point its so played out. she looks like a parody of herself
is it just me ? or does she have no shape AT ALL?
i think she looks depresingly funny. she made well clear she isnt interested in all the red carpet formalities. thats got to be a gd thing.
Hrrr. Wow. Pretty awful. I can, however, see what look she was going for here, but she totally missed. P!nk or someone of that caliber would have done it perfectly I bet…
First I saw the dress and I thought, “oh Jesus God, no.” It just looks so bad. Then I saw the shoes. Then I punched the monitor. I hate bad footwear.
she is nowhere near a “very pretty girl”.
What is wrong with most of you?? Sarah IS BRILLIANT!! Yes, this is a bad look, but she is hilarious!
She wore the shoes because they had some poo on them and she needed something that smelled more like shit then her act
EPIC WIN!
anybody else think her head looks disproportionately small compared to her body in that top picture?
Oh this bitch is ugly ugly ugly! And you know it. Ever seen her smile? You people joke about horse mouths, this one is a real horse mouth! No getting around it. You can say so and so is a horse mouth but this C*** really is one. She’s ugly, rude, nasty, not funny (and it’s her job to be), etc etc. I hate her so much. She needs to just burn in hell!
Oh this B**** is ugly ugly ugly! And you know it. Ever seen her smile? You people joke about horse mouths, this one is a real horse mouth! No getting around it. You can say so and so is a horse mouth but this C*** really is one. She’s ugly, rude, nasty, not funny (and it’s her job to be), etc etc. I hate her so much. She needs to just burn in hell!
Converse are great shoes, with jeans that is. This bitch needs to get lost. Jimmy is too good for her.
I think she’s cute, no matter how goofy she tries to be!
Aww, you’re so quirky, Sarah!
Meh. (Bring me Margaret Cho over Sarah Silverman any day.)
well irreverence has made this fucking bitch rich so…
My God! I am heterosexual but after seeing this sorry excuse for woman I have a sudden urge to try some cock. Matt were are you?
you gotta be kidding
ok she can so better
she could of wore black converse