Print Media Getting Increasingly Desperate

January 8th, 2009 by Evil Beet


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Listen, when you’ve resorted to paying Gene Simmons to not-at-all-subtly pretend to buy your paper after alerting multiple photo agencies, it’s just time to throw in the towel, LA Weekly. Go out with some dignity.

Image via WENN


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14 Responses to “Print Media Getting Increasingly Desperate”

  1. Anna says:

    His hair looks like wool.

  2. jen says:

    Isn’t the LA weekly free?

  3. me says:

    sure is.

  4. Wendie says:

    He almost looks photoshopped.

  5. jemms says:

    Gawd, that hair! blech!

  6. louba says:

    “They call me Dr. Love!!!!!”

  7. mary-claire says:

    He looks just like my evil Aunt Thelma! Same hair, same jowls, same over inflated sense of self worth!

  8. Señor Loco says:

    Every time I see Gene Simmons, I feel like I need to scrub myself with a wire brush afterwords. As for the LA Weekly, who cares??? It’s nothing but an unapologetic ultra-ultra-left wing rag that’s only good for looking up the local garage band venues and for browsing the hooker ads in the back pages.

  9. Who the Hell Cares? says:

    Can you say “hair net?”

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