Michael Phelps Has Found a Look That Works!
January 7th, 2009 by Evil BeetOh thank GOD!
I have some mathematical truisms I would like to share with you guys. I do, after all, have a degree in engineering that my father keeps asking me why I’m not using. I AM GOING TO USE IT NOW. Check out my math skillz:
Sculpted beard + aviators = good
Sculpted beard – aviators = bad
Trashy chick with Michael Phelps + large ocean + me = mysterious unsolved disappearance
That is the end of today’s math lesson, kids. Stay tuned for tomorrow when we’ll discuss all the possible solutions to Lindsay Lohan + Grey Goose = x.
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He is so scary looking without the glasses, I just have to focus on his abs and the monkey-face goes away.
I am now in a very happy place. :)
There is no accounting for taste with this guy…
He just look so assymetrical. It is visually disturbing for a body like that to go to waste with that face.
HA! Absolutely!!!
I’m kind of scared of her left thigh muscle.
That isn’t her thigh it’s his calf.
no, part of it is her thigh.
it’s his right knee and shin, not her leg!
i mean his Left. my right. whatev.
that girl hass some real skanky extentions. that is what we in the hair styling biz call ’stripper hair’.
he needs to keep trying. he needs to get his brows done. maybe get his teeth capped. have a ’smile reconstruction’ surgery. get his ears pinned. do you think he would swim so fast if his ears were pinned? maybe that would make him faster you know.. more aerodynamic? or maybe he has found a way to use them as propellers?
that is a great bod though…
OMG, THAT is really an insight!… I can so understand the propeller-idea … :) awesome, but I mean the body is incredibly hot ^^
Ya know what else would look good on Phelps? A ski mask.
I love me some Phelps but if the carpet matches the drapes on that chick then he’s definitely into skunks ;(
So what you’re saying is, he has to hide his face in order to look attractive? AGREED.
You know what else would look good on Phelps? Beet.
tee hee
Ahhahahahahaha!!! Good one!!
“he needs to get his brows done”
You need to get a life.
Plus, not everybody is into gayboy-waxed-surgically-improved babyfaces.
Am I the only woman on this site who thinks Michael Phelps is cute?
No, I happen to think he’s good looking :)
Ditto
I do like his aviators and beard. He looks good.
The big glasses help balance out the bigass ears!
STOP HATIN’ ON BABY BOO!!!!!!!!! mmmmmm….. i’d let him pull my hair and spank me!!!
He needs to have his eyebrows tweased. I think that would make him look more put together.
He looks good in anything that covers his ugly face
@lala AN the rest of the rude women here, *He looks good in anything that covers his ugly face*
I want to see your ugly faces or are they to ugly to show? Maybe that why most women put makeup on? *haha*
When can women start working on that cellulite almost all of then have! *yuk* cover it. Also that little puche area women have under their belly button either get rid of it or cover it.
Have a nice day.
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