Patricia Arquette Files for Divorce
January 6th, 2009 by Evil Beet
So far, 2009 has not been a stellar year for romance.
Now on the chopping block: Patricia Arquette, who’s divorcing her husband Thomas Jane, citing irreconcilable differences. The two have a 5-year-old daughter, Harlow Olivia Calliope Jane. Ha! So Harlow wasn’t really Nicole Richie’s idea!!! She totes stole it from Patricia.
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Ok, seriously…between this and JLH…wow.
I can’t believe Jon Bon Jovi is getting divorced….or that he grew that beard…
Where did you see that?
just kidding, saying he looks like him
And both Harlow’s have multiple middle names, although with the last name “Jane” Patricia’s Harlow sounds like her name is never ending lol
What the hell is it with “irreconcilable differences?” Seriously? This is total and complete high school NONSENSE! You know, unless you were being beaten or…well, that’s really the only situation under which you divorced back before the 90’s and 00’s. It’s obvious that not having the same taste in champagne and caviar constitutes an issue that will NEVER be resolved these days.
Grow up, America!
She’s too ugly for him anyway.
boo, she’s hot, he’s a total minger
get your eye sight tested…he is damned hot and totally gorgeous
Beet, I love you. But I totally HATE “totes” it’s gotta go. It’s not grammatical — in fact, it’s not even amusing. Dump it. And quick.
Ditto. Please dump “totes.”
I third that motion.
Is it just me or is that shirt identical to the ones Charlie Sheen (sp?) wears on “Two and a Half Men?”
Not to mention, he looks disgustingly sweaty there, and the beard is not a good look for him.
haha- yep I hate those shirts. Agree on all points.
And the sunglasses & chest hair- all over a bad look.
sexist pig douche statement below
i mean above
tits Mcgee…
Well, if she gets married again someday let’s just hope she picks a better dress than her last hideous wedding attire.