Comments on: Michael Phelps Can’t Fit in a Mazda, But He’s Gonna Help Sell It

By: Rachael

Rachael — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 13:13:43 +0000

l concur. he is fugly.

By: Briana

Briana — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 05:03:05 +0000

no, he is going to marry one of these hookers and take on all her whorish children, and then they will have a reality show in which he goes through a midlife crisis once he realizes that his wife is crazy and his step-daughters are attention-starved hookers.
Im jus’ sayin.

By: Snowdevil

Snowdevil — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 01:18:37 +0000

It will take a lot more than money to fix that face, I’m thinking miracle or some type of divine intervention. No way will he ever be “hot”, at least from the neck up.

By: cubsfan

cubsfan — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:04:05 +0000

Agreed. Mike, buddy, get that face fixed…please!!

By: julia

julia — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:44:38 +0000

His head gets more hideous every time I see a new photo. Jesus H.

By: musicstudent

musicstudent — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:43:19 +0000

too bad he can’t fix that jaw. trying to fit that thing in a car would be like the scene from the opening of the Flintstones where he orders that rib and it tips the car over. that jaw would do the same thing.

By: hoganbcmj

hoganbcmj — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:38:13 +0000

maybe he can afford to fix his teeth while he’s at it. Man he would be hot if he did that …

By: Sometimes

Sometimes — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:08:59 +0000

Size 14 penis, lol

By: Roma

Roma — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:43:51 +0000

Beet, don’t forget to mention the year he spent whoring himself around Vegas.