How Can This NOT Be a Gigantic Hit???
January 6th, 2009 by Evil BeetHere’s a lovely clip of Sanjaya Malakar performing his new song “A Quintessential Lullaby” in what I can only assume is the Build-a-Bear store of some mall in Renton or some shit. Sanjaya’s new album, Dancing to the Music in My Head, comes out January 20, and you can preview some more of the tracks here.
I’m hoping the album cover is a photo of the back of Sanjaya’s head, his hair braided out to spell the word “FAIL,” because that’s what this shit is gonna be.
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Man, you really hate Indian people don’t you?
yes i think that’s what she was saying…
People don’t hate him because he’s Indian. They hate him because of that shit-eating grin and lack of talent.
OMG I got thru like 20 seconds of that and ow my ears are bleeding. Please make it stop
42 seconds, yup
31 seconds, but I was just trying to read the sign behind him to try and figure out who on this earth let him sing…in front of people…with a microphone…and words…
Pft … 32 seconds .
lol please, you have NOT been living here long enough to make a Renton joke.
LOL.
Horrid.
He just ripped off a bunch of loops from the trial version of the music software, Logic. Really creative, Sanjaya.
Wow. How hilariously bad!
Did this kid drop out of high school like all the others? He should really go back, and think about college. His singing career isn’t uh…going to support him.
Not much difference between him and any other member of the 80/90’s boy bands, he was just born a bit late. Least he is not blaming lack of contract/career/talent on another idol.
I’m still laughing at his little “emotional” head on the microphone thing he did at the beginning of his “song.”
Ha , made my day….
Oh dear GOD this is garbage. Just fade away Sanjaya.
Ah…William Hung syndrome strikes again. This’ll go to number 1…on the novelty album charts.