Comments on: Seriously, Though, Who Isn’t David Spade Fucking?

By: t

Sat, 14 Feb 2009 02:52:48 +0000

nope..see in. Not even close.

By: Blough Mee (China)

Blough Mee (China) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 05:02:54 +0000

I have honesty – to me both pikture look same left….right…which one Spade which one Girl? Both have yellow head, look same to me like just one side flip from other.

Siam no one have yellow hair… only skin. HAHA Serious – china people look same and dress same so it hard to know until voice come out and you hear. Then know from high voice or low voice. Some china girl have very tight vag ine b/c no men big to stretch HAHA. No have much kid to stretch too !! Only ONE by the law. If more, you go Mongolia and never see home again. Bummer . Sometime we have to kill own if put in more than one girl. Girl mean no work, so no good – only boy good in China. In USA both boy and girl good !! That why so many want live HERE IN U.S.A. YEAH !! USA GREAT place!! Me like much. Family too.

By: David Spade

David Spade — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 04:23:29 +0000

I’d say his tongue has a black belt in the succubus swirl technique.

By: Starcasm

Starcasm — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:31:19 +0000

David Spade finds the scent of desperation sexy.

By: Persistent Cat

Persistent Cat — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:24:28 +0000

I love David Spade. Joe Dirt is one of my favourite movies and his audio commentary on it kills me, he basically mocks his own movie. The guy is funny and he does a lot of charity work that he doesn’t turn into photo ops. And maybe the Diet Coke is because he’s driving and doesn’t feel the need to get busted on a DUI.

And Jesus Christ, would it be possible to not hate women just because they might be considered “old.” It would also be a lot skeezier if he were chasing that Heroes girl.

By: Alan

Alan — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:20:15 +0000

David Spade is the one on the left, isn’t he?

By: Heatherlyisaverb

Heatherlyisaverb — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:14:17 +0000

It is totally true. My boyfriend wouldn`t be caught dead reading this so I can be open, but the `WOW THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE A GOD`guys are lazy, boring lovers with no imagination and you wanna hope they have tattoos so you have something to read during sex.

My life has been much better since I stopped going for `regulation hotties`. And they dont appreciate girlfriends because they have such a wide range to choose from. Plus its funny to reject them when they approach you. they look like sad puppies. So thats why the David Spades get laid. Hes not my type though. I prefer the larger Sasquatch kind. but each to their own.

By: Cat

Cat — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:01:23 +0000

That’s the theory that always worked for me. Either that or he has some sort of instinct for desperate women.

By: J

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:25:00 +0000

hahahhaa
deefinitely

By: Eyes of Green

Eyes of Green — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:36:16 +0000

LOL. True…

In fact, I’ve never thought of it that way but you are on to something here…

By: Heatherlyisaverb

Heatherlyisaverb — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:56:39 +0000

He’s not my cup of tea, but maybe he has just tapped the market of women who have realised that cute guys rarely make as much effort in the sack as the average guy does.

In my experience the very hot guy thinks you get most of your pleasure staring at his physique and watching his pretty face in the 5 minutes that you get to enjoy before you have the pleasure of watching him sleep!

By: Indigo

Indigo — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:42:14 +0000

I thought he bailed on the baby he just had with the bunny, so I think that blows decent out the window, IMHO. But I am sure he has perfected being funny, charming and making these women feel special. All in an effort to.get.laid.