That Was Quick!
January 4th, 2009 by Wendie
In the News That Would Never Be Covered If Anything Else Were Happening category, Dancing With the Stars dancers Karina Smirnoff and Maksim Chmerkovskiy are now engaged. Sigh…can you imagine what their children will look like? Beyond abnormal genetic blessings, babies will probably pasa doble right down her birth canal.
Their engagement comes a little more than six months after Smirnoff ended her two-year relationship with Mario Lopez. On days like today, when I’m feeling bored and restless, I imagine Mario finding out about the engagement and there being some big dance-off to win Karina’s love. In all fairness, my school district made us watch West Side Story every single day that it rained and we couldn’t have recess. And also, every single year on the last day of school. It isn’t my fault.
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Chick needs to lay off the nose jobs and fake tans.
nip slip alert
His or hers? Haha
LOL
Awwww they r both gorgeous……..
“babies will probably pasa doble right down her birth canal”
cant. stop. laughing.
I know, awesome line!
their kids will have awful noses
FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOO. I LOVE MAX, and she make me SICK. UGH Can’t stand her. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Bitch…he’s MINE!
They have to be the two ugliest people I have never heard of.
I love Max too. I thought he was married. He is far from ugly. Get some glasses gNorah.
So she’s marrying the a-hole who called the other chicks on the show “fat”. Awesome.
If they ever have a child it will be the first Werewolf with blond hair.
Who the hell are these people anyways? Who gives a shit?
Why isn’t there ever a dance floor accident when you need one.
They would look sooooooooooooo much better in neck braces!
It probably would be better if their mouth’s were wired shut as well!
They look all screwy if you ask me. He probably has a vagina and she probably has a tool mini-me wishes he had. (see following post).
They must have met because they were both Bi-Curious. UUUUgly!!
i can’t stop staring at her nose.
seriously, it’s freaking me out