That Was Quick! Part Two

Remember the other day when Tara Reid went into rehab?  Well, she signed herself out of treatment at Promises Malibu on Saturday.  That basically amounts to twenty-two days in treatment.

I have this theory that people who check into rehab at the worst times of the year have the best shot at true recovery.  Because it is really life-inconvenient to enter treatment a couple weeks before Christmas.  I had high hopes that Tara was really serious when she checked in on December 12th.

Now I am working under the assumption that twenty-two days of Promises isn’t going to be enough.  The good news is Tara, her wayward nipples and coke eyes should provide many more years of entertainment!

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