Comments on: Mini-Me, Apparently, is a Sex Machine

By: dt

dt — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:42:24 +0000

sex with verne troyer — it’s like an all you can eat buffet at the cocktail weenie cafe.

By: arp arp

arp arp — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:38:47 +0000

This post is hilarious, but wrong on soooooo many different kinds of levels :-p

By: Indigo

Indigo — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:54:43 +0000

Excuse me while I go poke out my mind’s eye. WTMI!

By: Caz2

Caz2 — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 15:56:33 +0000

I cannot agree more! I’m more embarrassed for HER than him!!

By: hey

hey — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 15:45:08 +0000

ewwwwww! lol

By: Heatherlyisaverb

Heatherlyisaverb — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 03:58:44 +0000

I dont think that its the fact HE likes sex is disgusting, or what they did. Its the fact that the classless whore is telling the world what goes on behind closed doors!

its not like its a one night stand and he wanted her to poop on him or something you WOULD have to tell people because its just such a good story – they were together in a relationship. You dont tell on relationship sex. if you are a lady. which she is not.

By: Heatherlyisaverb

Heatherlyisaverb — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 03:55:17 +0000

you serious? ’short of a time’? lordie….

By: SimpleJack

SimpleJack — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 03:27:27 +0000

Cut the little guy some slack! How often do you think he ever got sacked prior to meeting this blabber mouth with breasts? I would be ultra-sexed as well if I were a midget. He was smaller than she thought!!! What the hell was she expecting? Even if you scaled it properly, if he were the John Holmes of midgets his tool would be approx. 3 inches. Shut up bitch! My God! She uses him than runs her mouth to some shit-rag-mag to make a few bucks to probably have her teeth cleaned of the nut-sack plaque that has accumulated since she started blowing her bald-headed, ex postal worker neighbor when she was 12 to save bus fare to L.A.
Fucking Christ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: d.i.

d.i. — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 03:11:34 +0000

hahahaha so funny, so true.

By: Gourmet Swinger

Gourmet Swinger — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 02:41:27 +0000

Maybe he use a full body condom. Then she just dipped him coconut oil and inserted him.

By: Lee

Lee — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 01:33:35 +0000

The “EWWWW!” Factor is off the charts with this one. I could not have sex with Mini-Me unless he put a bag over his head. And then, y’know, went and hid in the closet with the bag over his head while I had sex with someone else.

By: Ann

Ann — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 01:19:32 +0000

Too much information!!! ahhhhaahaha
geez some people just go wayyy too far with personal details.