Kelly Clarkson’s Single Cover: Love It or Leave It?
January 2nd, 2009 by Evil Beet
Here’s the cover for KClark’s new single, “My Life Would Suck Without You.”
I dunno about you guys, but I already love the title of this single, and I’m kind of psyched for a new Kelly album.
Although I’m even more psyched for the “Yes, I’m Gay” cover of People magazine she’ll inevitably do one day …
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wow so hot. i hadn’t heard she was gay??
It reminds me of a Cover Girl ad.
I was going to say the exact same thing! Maybe I’ve watched too much ANTM but it totally looks like a Cover Girl ad!
I was going to say the same thing
that cover is ridiculously photoshopped
Yes. And badly done. I’m actually cringing looking at it.
Hey…no fair…
That was gonna be the title of my new vegan cook book.
HAHAHAHA!
Um, wow. Photoshop much?
I love it….. What else isn’t photoshopped now adays? Give the girl a break.
I’m embarassed to admit that I kinda like KC. And I think it sucks that she feels the need to look like every other poptart.
I concurr.
It must be so awesome and low-maintenance, to not have pores.
Good one.
:-)
love it!!!
I don’t think she’s trying to pull the wool over anyone’s eyes about it being an enchanced pic. It’s clearly a purposeful pop chic type of look. She gets slammed when she runs around like a Texas tomboy and now she gets slammed fir girly glam…
I actually kinda like it. I’m looking forward to her new single.
ugh. Kelly is too talented to have to rely on cheap (VERY cheap) photoshop tactics to sell anything.
This makes me sad.
The sad part of this is that she’s really a beautiful girl, but too much photoshop makes anyone look like trash. I always kinda thought she made herself big with that girl-next-door cuteness, too, so this is just… no.
I expected more from her after she left her label — I thought that was the whole reason she left, not wanting to be a poptart. obviously there must be more to the story.
Woah, have you heard any of her new music yet?
What’s with the mouth hanging open? bleh.
I wonder… it’s so obviously just like a Cover Girl cover. Maybe it’s tongue in cheek humour, you know, deliberately made to look like one in order to poke fun at it…
Very likely
I think you’re on to something. Maybe she’s incorporating some sort of irony?
I also cannot take the shine of the lipgloss and lollipop seriously. I really, really hope she’s not serious. I love KClark!
She didn’t leave her label, she left her management. She’s with Reba’s husband now. But it looks like it’s back to the pop-rock stuff, and she’s good at it, but she can do more. Besides, Pink does it better, imo, and I LIKE Kelly; it’s just that Pink does pissed off girl much, much, more bettah.
But I’ll check Kell out; she’s alright.
OMG one of my total favs! Kelly is totally HOT HOT HOT-If she does come out gay I will do backflips down main street topless! Do you know something and arent telling Beet? xoxo
Sounds like you have that celebration well planned.
im just curious as to why the lollipop is so shiny
She looks like Christina Applegate here; someone who is WAY more attractive than she is, especially now that she has gained so much weight.
Ick! Too many different shades of red!
Total kitsch, but I likes it. Are we calling her “KClark” now?
Well, I am. :)
Yeah she is too gay
She’s always struck me as lezzy! (I love her.)
this cover just doesnt do it for me.
its not just the intense photo-shopping,
the cover just looks tacky and slutty.
traits kelly clarkson didnt strike me as having.
thats two thumbs down.
i am however excited about the music on the album, kelly is so talented.
stupid
I love KC but this cover is just stupid. lol
it’s a stereotype kind of pic
like a fahion magazine
she is preparing to suck that big red lollipop
wearing that red lipstick
it’s symbolic
it’s oral sex material
it sells
Yeah… it’s deliberately over the top, in a semi-cynical kind of way. Which makes me like it even more.
this is so not like kelly clarkson…
Can anyone say “total parody”?
Honestly, anyone who uses those little glitter stars on a PHOTO is definitely not serious about making it look discreetly Photoshopped. Stop hatin’ y’all!
I quite agree.
Of course the “Stop hatin’ y’all!” kind of ruins it for me, but I can overlook this due to the fact that you’re quite right about the first part.
You guys are absolutely right, it looks like a Covergirl ad. It’s probably supposed to. I believe she’s making fun of the people that would do something like this and act like it’s completely normal and how she really looks.
yes i like it and yes i agree i think it is just parody. god i cant wait for her coming out story either! :D she is like jodie foster but in the music business.
cute, and i dont see the gay thing, and that’s cause i got gaydar
I thought that the sharper image was sold out of it!
It looks like a Donna Summer album from the 70’s.
I was just thinking very retro 70’s. I like it.
stupid cover, lame title, ugly outfit…I think you can guess my opinion. :-/
I love kelly but….
She looks dead behind the eyes. It’s creepy.
her management are the ones unhappy with the way she looks. and truth be told, as soon as she does start to look more natural she gets bashed for being a fat girl and for not looking like someone famous.
shes just a naturally cute girl and i love her voice. i just think she had one angry girl hit and thats all she wants to put out now.
oh lolly, I too see it as marketing stuff
I was reading the comments and every once in a while I read the word gaydar, which is a very cute word
Can I say I have gaydar because I see female genitalia when looking at the heart shaped lollipop?
Or am I just reacting like Pavlov’s dog to this stuff?
:))
Love it or leave it?
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE IT!!
google image search ‘rashida jones’ and you will see this done a few years ago and way better. no originality.
Is it just me, or does she vaguely resemble Chi Chi LaRue in the pic?
That cover is photoshopped out the ass…….
Super excited for Kelly’s comeback, but what is with this picture? It looks like they did some serious photoshop and it kind of looks like something Katy Perry would do.
Man I would love to be that damn lollipop!!! This girl is so damn hot!!!
Could she be gay? Who gives a shit! I’d tuck my tool under and rub a tuna between my legs if that would peak her interest. AhGGGGGGGGGGG………. Lick me K…….LICK MEEEEEEEEEEE.