I hate, hate, HATE that I watched this all the way through.
Other things I hate: Mandy Jiroux, and the fact that she’s in a new girl group called the Beach Girlz. I mean, can the Beach Boys sue over that shit? Also, don’t you feel bad for Miley’s other dancers who don’t get to be her best friend? Don’t you think they’re jealous and sad?
Ya know, just today I was thinking to myself, “I wonder if Kendra Wilkinson’s still planning on moving forward with that silly marriage idea,” because, yeah, motherfucker, that’s the kind of shit I think about, and then tonight I got my answer. She is. Kendra’s set to be married June 27, 2009 at the Playboy Mansion.
“He’s going to come out here,” she told Robin Leach at the Las Vegas launch of The Girls Next Door book. “We can’t have a wedding anywhere else because my grandma can’t fly. So I’m waiting for him to come out here and help me plan. I’m ready to just get married.”
As for whether Hugh Hefner will still walk her down the aisle as originally planned, it sounds like Kendra’s on the fence. “I think so, but I don’t know,” she said.
Um … who wants to bet that this wedding never happens?
In fact, for Kendra’s sake, who wants to pray that this wedding never happens? Because it can’t possibly end in anything but a messy, messy divorce.
Does anyone else find it a little pathetic that this is Hugh Hefner’s Christmas card? I mean, the guy’s 82 years old, and his “family” is Karissa and Kristina Shannon, the twins he’s now calling his girlfriends. The Playboy empire is crumbling, and here’s this octogenarian posing with half-naked twins young enough to be his great-granddaughters. I know we’re supposed to be all like, “Hells yeah!!! Hugh Hefner’s gonna die getting head from 21-year-old felons! ROCK ON!” but somehow this all just strikes me as very sad.
I mean, we get it, Mr. Hefner. You can still get barely legal chicks to get into bed with you. Bravo, dude. Seriously, though, you’ve made your point. Now’s the time to make it clear to the world that, beneath those silk pajamas, you spent many years being a shrewd and meticulous businessman, and you’ve been a quiet champion of a great many social causes and charities. There’s a lot to respect about you, Mr. Hefner. Isn’t it time to cut the womanizing shit out?
Melissa Joan Hart volunteers at the Los Angeles Mission on Christmas Eve.
Other celebs who helped out at the mission include Alyssa Milano, Corbin Bleu and Melissa Gilbert.
Here’s the video for “In the Room Where You Sleep,” a song by Ryan Gosling’s band, Dead Man’s Bones.
This is just kind of a little too weird for me. His voice sounds weird, and the song is weird, and I kind of don’t understand why we have to drag so many young children into this creepiness.
Also, I feel obliged to point out that what he’s doing with the piano is very, very easy stuff. Like, it’s nice that he’s playing and all, but this is not exactly pianism that’s gonna make Tori Amos sit up and take notice.
I dunno.
I think I don’t like it.
Rather than hawk the first photos of their baby to the highest bidder, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz debuted the first photos of Bronx on Pete’s website, Friends or Enemies, with a note encouraging readers to donate to one of several suggested charities (including the Richie Madden Foundation).
Ya know, the more I learn about Pete Wentz, the more I think he’s probably a wicked smart and downright decent dude. Great catch, Ashlee.
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