Congratulations to Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston, who on Sunday welcomed a son named Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston.

Bristol is currently residing in Wasilla and completing her high-school diploma through correspondence courses. Levi is studying to become an electrician.

And, with that, hopefully we can now close the book on all Palins everywhere and never have to talk about this family ever again.

Congrats to Woody Harrelson, who finally tied the knot with his longtime girlfriend, Laura Louie, on Sunday in Maui.

The couple have three daughters, Makani Ravello, 2, Zoe Giordano, 12 and Denni Montana, 15.

Guess which one was the accident.

Hugh Jackman and son Oscar at the Knicks game on Sunday.

Child star Jaimee Foxworth — who appeared on Family Matters before appearing in pornography and later on Celebrity Rehab — is pregnant by her longtime boyfriend.

“I haven’t been this happy in years,” she says. “I am excited about what the future holds for us.”

Jaimee plans on releasing an autobiography in mid-2009 and is working on a hip-hop album and a reality show.

“Being sober has opened my eyes to a whole new world,” she says. “I’ve been through a lot of pain in the past and I never really wanted a child until recently. I now look forward to years of joy to share with my child.”

Her story sounds suspiciously like Jodie Sweetin’s. Hopefully she fares a little better than little Stephanie Tanner, who is now separated from her husband and not allowed to be alone with her child. Best of luck to ya, Jaimee!

The ANTM winner (who now goes by “Eva Marcille”) got engaged on Christmas Eve to her boyfriend, hottie actor Lance Gross.

“I cried,” the bride-to-be said. “It was totally unexpected. I’m still in shock. I could not even sleep because I was afraid that I might wake up from the most beautiful dream ever.”

Congrats to the happy couple!

Here’s Lindsay “Boots” Lohan leaving a hair salon in LA.

Love everything she’s wearing, per usual.

Ya know, I don’t really want Lindsay’s life, but if it meant I could have wardrobe, I’d seriously consider adopting a psychotic father and a cocaine habit.

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren show off their undying love and their wedding rings as they take little Honor Marie out in LA on Sunday.

Okay, what do you think costs more: that stroller or a pair of Lohan boots?

And what’s cuter: The baby in that stroller or a pair of Lohan boots?

I know what my vote is.

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