The New Year is a Time For Self Improvement

December 31st, 2008 by Wendie


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I plan to get healthier and get in shape this year.  I’ve been looking around for a role model to inspire me.  Someone I can look to for motivation.  I think I’ve found just that person.  What do you think?

Donatella Versace, this week in St. Bart’s.


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55 Responses to “The New Year is a Time For Self Improvement”

  1. Lori says:

    that really doesnt look like her. she has more of a muppet face. whoever it is needs to lay off tanning for a bit. her skin resembles leather and that isnt good.

  2. oOlemon-headOo says:

    oh. my. GAWD that is disgusting. i mean really if you feel like you have to be that tan, try not to shrivel up. she looks like a freaking PRUNE. can anyone say grody?

  3. Ryan says:

    Oh Good Gawd!!! I just got done eating…no, I take that back. I just got done throwing up in my mouth. Put some friggin’ warning labels up or something next time! Or give us the option of jumping in. Gotta go brush.

  4. Dee says:

    Oh no,poor thing,her skin looks like baked chicken after I’ve left it in the oven too long

  5. Morgan says:

    Leather face.
    That’s all I got to say.

  6. Ebomber says:

    Aaaaah, natural beauty.

  7. Chuck says:

    My EYES!

    That poor woman. Can’t believe someone isn’t telling her that she looks so bad.

  8. ? says:

    this pic looks photoshopped…although I know she has way to much of an orange tan and plastic surgery from other pics

  9. trinasaprincess says:

    She has a hot body i think thats what the point is. What 53 year old woman looks like that? NONE! She just needs to stop tanning but i guess thats like an addiction to some people. Some people think they don’t look good when they aren’t all orange and spotty looking.

    • Liv says:

      She’s 53? What the hell! She looks horrible! You can see where she had a tummy tuck and breast augmentation. GOD, that’s garrish.

      My mother is fifty and looks GREAT compared to this woman!

  10. kale. says:

    haha you guys are stupid. Wendie was obviously being sarcastic. good god look at the woman.

  11. Baird says:

    She reminds me of the old lady from “Something About Mary” with the saggy breasts but with more of a crack addiction.

  12. pazwaz says:

    why doesn’t Donatella just admit that she’s actually 76 years of age!!!

  13. sick of paris says:

    does she have fake boobs?

    • gNorah says:

      Well, in nature, women of her age normally don’t have breasts perkier than those of 23 year old. So yes, I’m guessing she had implants among other surgeries.

  14. Alan says:

    She actually makes Amy Winehouse look good.

  15. Lindie says:

    OMG look out Paris. It’s you in 10 (ok, maybe 15) years.

    • laylee says:

      when i saw this pic i though it was one of those photo shopped pics of what paris is gonna look like when she hits 50.

  16. Sara says:

    *hurl* ughh gross

  17. Lindsay says:

    No wonder her daughter has an eating disorder.

    • Whitt says:

      I was just coming here to say this exact same thing. It scares me that THIS is the person helping Allegra get over her eating disorder.

  18. Trish says:

    Yikes!!

  19. Kelley says:

    Her forehead looks good.

  20. gNorah says:

    I love Versace, it’s top on my list of designer labels that will never be found in my closet, but it’s obvious she needs to step out of the tanning booth and maybe even the plastic surgeons office once in a while. I’m sure that’ll help make her look a little more human.

  21. quirkygirlkitten says:

    whoa nelly.

  22. slouchy says:

    Note to self: add bacon to the grocery list.

  23. R says:

    She MUSt have skin cancer.

  24. MY EYES says:

    She looks older than Armani, who is SEVENTY-FIVE.

    Plus, didn’t her daughter’s severe anorexia teach her to be… not anorexic? Good lord.

  25. Jerk Face says:

    She looks like the fucking Crypt Keeper!

  26. Tako says:

    lmao beet.. No doubt implants last forever…

  27. dotty says:

    i think ima sleep with the lights on im scared if that thing is walking around that looks like someone a three year old saw underneath their bed

  28. Tracy says:

    Oh. That’s just horrible.

  29. hmph says:

    Blond hair and (fake) boobies. What more can you ask?

  30. Brynja says:

    Erm, I hope you’re being sarcastic?
    Sure, she’s well fit for an old woman, but other than that she looks like a leatherfaced… I don’t know, something really disturbing and ugly.

  31. CazMinx says:

    OH my FUCKING god.

    Hideous hideous Hideous

  32. marja says:

    Yuk! Even her fanny is saggy

  33. Melissa says:

    is that her brachial vein popping out of her right arm? yeesh!

    her skin looks like orange peel

    • Liv says:

      Yes, I do believe that is the vein. As many times as I’ve been harvested (rare blood type, they love me), I should know. She just looks so goddamned unhealthy.

      She may, at one time, have been a pretty lady, but now, all I see is a muppet left in the tanning bed too long. ELKJVDD. I should make a youtube reaction video.

  34. d.i. says:

    i… don’t know what to say. her skin DOES look like an orange peel. that’s so very disturbing.

  35. Nora says:

    There are several horrifying elements to this pic but what bothers me the most is the suit.

    …Will someone please tell older women to STOP WEARING BIKINIS!!

    I don’t care how great your figure is, its time to move on to something more age appropriate. This looks as ridiculous as 35 yr olds who insist on still wearing pigtails. STOP IT!

  36. Lee says:

    That is not skin, people. That qualifies as a HIDE. You could skin her and make a snazzy coat out of that stuff…I bet it’s durable, waterproof, and tough as a gladiator’s shield.

  37. pair a dimes says:

    oh. dear. god.

  38. 00zoey says:

    Seriously, I don’t believe this photo hasn’t been doctored.

  39. Who the Hell Cares? says:

    Donatella walks among us!!! (Imagine creepy music playing); She has just been exhumed by the evil priests of fashion. In order to become whole, must consume the flesh of the living. The corpses of beach-goers upon whom she has feasted litter the sand; their bodies lie drained and lifeless. No one is safe from this prune like horror…

  40. R says:

    You don’t believe it’s real cause your dumbass still wants to sit in the sun all day..and idiots think she looks good. Only idiots. There’s no point in staying in shape if you are gonna ruin your skin with the sun or a tanning bed. She’s a walking contradiction. It is not photoshopped idiots!

  41. h says:

    Er…thats rilly gross, and pretty sad, but i don’t think that’s donatella versace, sorry. i mean, i know shes had loads of plastic surgery but her face doesn’t look like that at all…theres no way she’s changed that much since other recent photos of her.

    well, whatever, the point is, people should age gracefully, instead of turning into gross barbie dolls that look like trannys.

  42. Rachael says:

    what was once a juicy red grape is now a brown raisen with fake tits, lips and hair. unfortunate.

  43. Just Saying says:

    Hello….Grandma Rehab Center calling. Please pick up.

  44. janazombie says:

    NOT donatella versace

  45. mary says:

    I think this is one of the actresses from the tv series DALLAS

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