I Expect 963,000 Responses To This Post

December 31st, 2008 by Wendie


That is, I want to hear from all 963,000 people who tuned in to the premier of Brody Jenner’s MTV show Bromance.  I want to know who you are, where you live and what meds you are currently taking. 

In case you aren’t too familiar with Bromance, let me clue you in.  It’s basically the testosterone version of Paris Hilton’s My New BFFwith segments such as canfessionals (that’s right, filmed on a toilet) and eliminations that take place, of course, in a hot tub.  Here’s hoping the dismal ratings translate to “on hiatus”.

In other “Remember When MTV Played Videos?” news, The City, spinoff of The Hills pretty much tanked with 1.6 million viewers which is a 38% drop from last week’s Hills finale.


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30 Responses to “I Expect 963,000 Responses To This Post”

  1. Briana says:

    I didnt watch the City because my TV broke lol. I dont really watch ANY of those shows like the Hills, or when Laguna Beach started, but I did watch Bromance last night. It was ‘thuper lame’, especially after the token gay guy left because ‘This is nothing like the hills’ and ‘Where is LC and Heidi?’

    Srsly most guys I know would consider brody jenner’s behavior ‘gay’

  2. Grandizer says:

    Not Me!

  3. Kar says:

    I refuse to watch the douche fest that is ‘Bromance’ but I dd tune into ‘The City’ and I have to say I much rather prefer watching a scripted Whitney than a scripted Heidi and Spencer!!!!!! At least the clothes are cute tho!

  4. Just Saying says:

    I’ve always wondered who the hell watched this stuff too.

  5. zebrah says:

    I watched bromance with my girlfriends bc we all think brody is gorgeous. Let me just say- it was the single most wasted hour of my life! I was completely uncomfortable the whole time, the show was just really akward :[ I think mtv needs to come up with some new ideas. Evil Beet reality show?

  6. quirkygirlkitten says:

    with a title like “bromance”, i’m guessing sexually confused teenage boys?

  7. suthunbelle says:

    Does flicking the channel, landing on VH1, hoping for gossip, realising it was THIS twit, and moving on count as one of the viewers???

  8. Jackletta says:

    I watch Reality Shows so that I can get sucked into bullshit and stop forgetting my general stresses…and it works. I didn’t tune in to Brody’s bullshit but I did watch The City, and honestly didn’t mind it, because I don’t find Whitney Port to be too obnoxious. I like how the characters are played out too. I can’t believe that many people tuned into Brody’s show though…wooowww

  9. Granny says:

    I turned on my tv while I was getting ready for work yesterday morning and it was on. I’m assuming it was a rerun? I kept it on because it’s hilarious that any guy would be so dead set on being this guy’s “broseph”. Seriously? Most pointless human being on the face of the planet and you want to be his best bud? “Brody is, like, the man, dude!”

    A sad state of affairs, it is. But, as with any train wreck, how can you look away?

    • Blair says:

      yes, I couldn’t agree more….it was like an accident on the highway that I didn’t want to see but couldn’t help but look at…
      one of the most uncomfortable, awful train wrecks of a show!!!!

  10. BLA says:

    A “friend” of mine on facebook gushes over this guy and show and always posts something strange about getting mustard on Brody Jenner’s arm. I’m glad I don’t have any inside jokes about Brody Jenner.

  11. lolly says:

    brody is hot though.

  12. Donnie says:

    my name is donnie
    my address is
    p.o. box 2123
    flagstaff ff az 86003
    and I am currently taking meds
    for my suicidal tendencies

  13. dd says:

    That shit was awful but I actually liked the city, I was surprised.

  14. Spencer Bratt says:

    I’m off my meds.

  15. Massie says:

    WTF I can’t beleive people actually watched it.
    I wanted to watch the city but I forgot.

  16. Ms. Bratt says:

    The canfessional was the best part.

  17. Donnie says:

    city looks dumb
    atleast bromance has eye candy

  18. jean says:

    i like watching these scriptes reality shows, i dunno if i enjoy them as much as i enjoy analyzing the shit that goes on.
    fyi: i like the hills, but the city is a bit better, (hence the no speidi drama)
    and because it’s my hometown, that olivia chick is annoying.

  19. kt says:

    ok. im watching bromance because a friend of mine is on it. i didnt think it was horrible, but i wouldnt have watched if i didnt know chris. and i was really dissapointed in the city. jay is the australian version of justin bobby which makes me sad for whitney and who the fuck is this erin girl she is staying with? oh and that olivia bitch is fucking annoying. if i stop watching it will be because of her.

    my mtv watching is my only guilty pleasure. please dont hate me for it.

  20. rocksee says:

    It wasn’t bad. Then again, I was stoned.

  21. .anne. says:

    I watched like the last 15 minuteds because there was nothing else on and I wanted to see The City after it. And the few minutes I caught, let’s hope they cancel this piece of crap. And soon.

  22. rubi says:

    I wanted to see the premiere so bad, not caus ei think he is handsome or soem weird shit like that, no, i wanted to see what kind of douche bags could worship a male paris hilton, unfortunately in mexico they wont play it :( maybe i will watch it online, nrody jenner has cars , clothes ( what guy cares, homos), girls? lauren? nooooooooot

  23. Ms. Kitka says:

    Brodie is a sexy hot hunk of man! Who cares what he’s “saying”, just hit the “mute” button and stare into those dreamy eyes…

  24. susan says:

    watched bromance. it was unbelievably boring, half way through it i just sat on my laptop ignoring the tv. i tried to force myself to watch the city because i actually like whitney port. but i cudnt. it was just too….not interesting. and seriously the hills was kind of good before but now it just sucks.

  25. pair a dimes says:

    my universe is situated far from channels with shows like bromance since i don’t have cable. there’ll thankfully be even more distance after feb 17 when i let my tv die.

    join me.

  26. coffee buzz says:

    I was so happy that MTV thought to make such a bromantic show, it brought a little tear to my eye…

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