Has Anyone Ever Heard of a Safe?
December 31st, 2008 by Wendie
Queen Latifah is the newest victim of jewelry theft. She has been vacationing in Tobago over the holidays with her girlfriend (the article reads “female friend” but isn’t it a forgone conclusion at this point that Queen is gay?) when she discovered $10,000 in rings and bracelets had been taken from her room.
Now listen, I don’t get to stay in luxury villas. The Westin is about as exciting as it gets for me. But even at the Westin, they have a fucking safe. And if I had $10k in jewelry and was just so relevant that I had to bring it with me, that’s where it would be stored. I just don’t get it. Is this not common sense?
Being burgled turned out to be one of the hottest trends of 2008.
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She’s lucky they didn’t steal her closet.
maybe while she is in the closet she should check and see if there is a safe in there.
HAHA closet jokes. I get it.
stretch mark boobage :X
Agrees completely, who leaves that much jewellery just sitting out?
It suprises me more that she brought all that jewellry on vacation.
Oh some the luxury hotel has an ensuite sauna bath with walk-in dressing room and Armoire lined with silk or velvet jewelry storage with specific drawers to carefully put your jewelry. This had to be a inside job.
Not Tobago! noooooooo…..
wow. her boobs are just SPILLING out of her dress.
she should store her jewels in between her boobies!