She’s #1 … AGAIN!
December 30th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Taylor Swift is UNBEATABLE.
The 16-year-old phenom is #1 on the Billboard charts AGAIN.
Unfuckingbelievable, Taylor.
Keyshia Cole came in at #2 and Jamie Foxx’s Intuition is at #3. Britney fell to #4, Beyonce to #5, and Fall Out Boy’s Folie a Deux debuted at a disappointing #8. If only Ashlee had popped out twins!
Seriously, though, how hard does Taylor Swift rock???
The next time this hottie superstar sees a Jonas Brother it’ll be on a Where Are They Now? VH1 special. BOO-YAH!
Thanks Brian!
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She’s 19. But yeah, good on her. She’s a much better role model for the youngins than most.
16???????? Do you realize this girl hangs out with Kelly Pickler and Carrie Underwood? She’s not 16, I doubt they would hang out with her if she was THAT young. She’s 19!
yerp taylor just turned 19 in early december…but homegirl owns all..she’s got staying power…try and beat that joe jonas
She is even prettier in person…
http://meetthefamous.com/photos-videos/details.php?story=2636
Yah she’s 19. Old.
The superior Miley Cyrus is 16, and kicks Taylors ass.
Enough with the Taylor Swift “ass-licking” that this site never ends. Her face is fugly and Asian looking.
I have no opinion about her other than this:
She needs to change thateyeliner, stat.
Beet, you’re getting soft to not even mention that…tsk tsk
it makes her teeny eyes look even smaller. good call Zelda…. and great name
My thought exactly.
DITTO!!
She’s not Audrey Hepburn
i agree, this is poor makeuping. this is how MY makeup looks.
i hate her squinty eyes
She is eighteen.
I stand corrected ! AC is right.. nineteen. Checked it on Beet’s prevoius posts on Taylor Swift… NOT DRUNK YET 11/27/2007. It must be the cold medicine Beet is usually up on her Taylor Swift facts.
shes great and blah blah blah but I really just dont like her music lol. it annoys me. I AM glad that she is #1 and not some idiot like Miley Cyrus, but I have to admit that my friends and I can rock out to ’see you again’ any day and ‘teardrops on my guitar’ is such a buzzkill hahhaa…
i HATE miley cyrus. I didn’t capitalize that sentence just so the word HATE would stand out. That is how much I HATE her.
OMG, who cares how old she is, or the fact she has small eyes people? Her album is great, and I respect that she writes or co-writes every song… I can’t stop listening to it. I ? the one she wrote to her mom!!
Get over the fact she’s richer, more successful, and prettier than all of us… even if she does have squinty little eyes! =]
yeah seriously!!i mean she is a good singer so stop being freaking jealous!
Maybe she’s prettier than you……….
hahhahaha
her eyeliner is so gunky and cakey it makes me want to scream.
2.11 million in seven weeks :)
happy new year!
I don’t think she’s 16 but good for her.
Nineteen duh!?! lay off the cold medicine girlly! She was born december 13, 1989.. just checked on wikipedia!
there is one puppy left and he looks so sad and lonely. :( it makes you never want to leave a dog alone again.
Two Things:
1. I hate the Jonas Brothers.
2. What the hell is with her makeup?
P.S. I can’t tell you how many times I have accidentally put my email in the website box instead of the mail box. Sorry, Beet!
Ok, so I think we’re good with the posts that she’s 19. We don’t need a follow-up stating that.
I forgive teenagers for bad make-up because they don’t know any better. I do find her hair really fake looking. My hair is naturally curly and you can tell because the curls are different sizes and go in different directions. Hers were all done with one curling iron and no attempt to break the pattern was made.
i love her music. i won’t lie. but she is the ugliest person i have ever seen. omg. and that make up isn’t helping at all.
but then again, she DID date joe jonas. of course, he’s the ugliest one, but he’s still a jonas brother.
also, i love miley cyrus. i may be 17, but still. she is really talented. both in singing and acting.
um wow….NO…SHE…IS…NOT