Don’t Be a Fool; Of Course Money Can Buy You Love…And a Blog
December 30th, 2008 by WendieDon’t get all excited. Evil Beet is not for sale. Under the right circumstances, she could be for rent though. In other words, contact me if you are single, Jewish and not on a work-release program and we’ll see what we can work out.
Defamer, one of the more misbehaved children of the Gawker family, has been kicked out on it’s ass. Or, you know, it’s for sale. If you happen to have enough money to actually buy it, and you meet the above-listed criteria, email me. I’ve got just the vegan half marathoner woman for you and bringing Defamer to the door would go so much further than the cliche flowers and/or candy. If you’re still on the fence, I’ll leave you with this: She can suck a softball through a drinking straw. Seriously, email me.
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Lol, good luck Beet!
SOMEBODY PLEASE BUY ME DEFAMER!!!
bugger !! all but the Jewish part
No third-party checks, eh? Seriously, how much money are we talking here?
Second paragraph, first sentence, wrong its.
um, who cares?
maybe it’s just me but i’m totally in the dark as to what this post is all about, someone care to explain it to me like i was five years old?! please?
ITS ASS, Wendie. Its. Beet knows this.
“Softball”? “Drinking straw”? And she seemed like such a nice vegan half marathon running jewish girl. Still… the contradiction is making me a little light headed…
The problem with Defamer is they have few connections in the industry to they report on stories that someone else has broken, it’s really never been the same since Mark Lisanti left. I always hate people who live in the past but in this rare case it’s never quite found itself after Mark said adios.
I wonder what Nick is up to…?
Funny, this post was written in Beet’s voice but it is Wendie. I am confused.