Woody Harrelson Marries Total Hottie
December 29th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Congrats to Woody Harrelson, who finally tied the knot with his longtime girlfriend, Laura Louie, on Sunday in Maui.
The couple have three daughters, Makani Ravello, 2, Zoe Giordano, 12 and Denni Montana, 15.
Guess which one was the accident.
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Hahaha! YOu’re funny beet
wait a sec…i’m the last kid and there’s 5.5 years between me and the second to last sib…HEY!!!!
Ha, I actually let out a little chuckle when I read that last part.
They’ve had sex?
Disturbing.
I guess it’s what’s on the inside that counts?
oh come on, she isn’t a stunning beauty but so what? he isn’t the most handsome man himself and she might be a great person.
~LIA~
She’s so not a total hottie :O
Are you crazy? She might be a nice person……but a TOTAL HOTTIE??????? Give me a break.
there’s eight years between my brother and i, and it was no accident. =)
I need to start leaving comments with a more original name than Sharon, so as not to be mistaken for the “sharon” with no sarcasm radar.
Congrats to Woody. If they’re still going strong 15 yrs after the first kid, that is a relationship built to last. A rarity among celebrities.
she’s frightening
Rude.
I guess if she were white Beet would find her more attractive?
idk, she’s not hideously ugly…she looks like a normal person
I would hardly call this a “celebrity” marriage, that dude hasn’t done anything interesting in how long? That’s probably the only reason they’re still together.
her shirt is cute.
BURN and BURN Beet!
that dude was the blind guy in seven pounds..hello? the blicnd guy..he did a nice job..and well, she isn’t a botox injecting, boob creating, beautiful starlet..but shes a woman..a real one..anyways..what is beautiful?!
Shallow.
Two mans.
she looks like a genuine person.
a genuinely ugly person