Comments on: Some Items of Note

By: Enlargement

Enlargement — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 16:59:46 +0000

I am amazed with it. It is a good thing for my research. Thanks

By: katy

katy — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 22:22:11 +0000

LiLo and SamRo
on again and off again
why do we all care?

By: Fartface McMuffin

Fartface McMuffin — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 15:17:20 +0000

I hereby declare mcbiscuit the winner of the Limerick contest! HOORAY!

By: Truenorth

Truenorth — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 02:23:22 +0000

I dunno, this site has become all about the commentators, and not the posts which is what I originally came here for.
As you were….

By: Bananas

Bananas — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 01:50:31 +0000

Sudden winter chill,
Foreigner t hi-top supras
Boots and black leggings

Black knee pad leggings,
One lesbian one child star
Samantha and Linds

By: Liv

Liv — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 19:52:44 +0000

I’m sorry, but you sound so ridiculous. Sort of like a thirteen year old girl who just found out she and her best friend like the same guy. Lame.

By: Liv

Liv — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 19:37:51 +0000

Hahaha.

By: Erin

Erin — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:59:39 +0000

Oh sweet ginger girl
Red headed mane in full force
Let your sweet locks flow

By: Lynn

Lynn — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:27:38 +0000

The #1 Lynn knows what the “Evil Beet” logo means so back off and rename yourself, loser. Ha

Fooooeva #1 Lynn

By: Just Saying

Just Saying — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 15:16:59 +0000

Peruvian Flake
She won’t leave until it’s gone
Pass the vodka, please.

By: mcbiscuit

mcbiscuit — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 10:01:59 +0000

There once was a talented deejay
Whose crabby-ass sister was gay
To everyone’s shock
Lindsay gave up the cock
And Sam got a big rise in pay.

By: mcbiscuit

mcbiscuit — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 09:01:34 +0000

I have to nominate this as the winner. It has not only the structure 5-7-5 but the imagery and most importantly the distillation of the zen moment that characterizes haiku. ‘Trash’ functions as the kireji, cutting the preceding metaphor from the closing reality and also contains a second meaning, i.e that celebrity media (or possibly even Lindsay herself) is trashy.
Nice haiku.