Some Items of Note
December 27th, 2008 by Evil Beet1) There is absolutely nothing of any interest going on anywhere in the world right now. Trust me, I asked everyone.
2) I’m in Scottsdale at my dad’s house, where the Internet moves at about the speed of the fat asthma kid in fourth grade.
3) I am still sick.
4) Wendie is even sicker than I am, and she has the added bonus of a sick kiddo to deal with on top of it.
5) The result: Not gonna be much posting on Sunday.
If you guys want, you can entertain yourselves by composing haikus about Lindsay Lohan’s relationship with Samantha Ronson in the comments. THEY MUST BE IN HAIKU FORM. I will pick a winner. The winner will get absolutely nothing, but there will be bragging rights, I can promise you that.
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Hey now you bitches
Giving lezzies a bad name
Quit the act Lohan
Get it right bitches
She is not a lesbian
She just prefers breasts
Freckles and fierce boots
Used to do lots of cocaine
Fish and chips are good
I am loving this shit!
Titles for Lindsay:
An out of work thesbian?
More like Lesbian…
cigarettes and booze
fedoras and leggings
crazy lesbians
cigarettes and booze
fedoras and black leggings
crazy lesbians
Can’t act well
Gotta stay in US Weekly
Chow some famous box
Syllables
5
7
5
Evil beet is sick
Wendie is sick plus sick child
Perez Hilton celebrates
Ginger minge monkey
With Sam on party shuffle
Couple of the year
She used to be an actress
She used to be mean
Now she is Sam’s groupie queen
Peruvian Flake
She won’t leave until it’s gone
Pass the vodka, please.
The #1 Lynn knows what the “Evil Beet” logo means so back off and rename yourself, loser. Ha
Fooooeva #1 Lynn
I’m sorry, but you sound so ridiculous. Sort of like a thirteen year old girl who just found out she and her best friend like the same guy. Lame.
Oh sweet ginger girl
Red headed mane in full force
Let your sweet locks flow
Sudden winter chill,
Foreigner t hi-top supras
Boots and black leggings
Black knee pad leggings,
One lesbian one child star
Samantha and Linds
I dunno, this site has become all about the commentators, and not the posts which is what I originally came here for.
As you were….
LiLo and SamRo
on again and off again
why do we all care?
I am amazed with it. It is a good thing for my research. Thanks