It’s Christmas Bitches!

December 23rd, 2008 by Wendie


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Merry Christmas from Britney’s family to yours!  She looks great on this year’s Christmas card, yes?


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40 Responses to “It’s Christmas Bitches!”

  1. Oxymoron says:

    She looks beautiful. And it’s amazing how much her kids look like her, especially Jayden.

  2. Shena says:

    Awwwwww! This is so cute :) Britney looks awesome!!

  3. Donkey Punch says:

    Sure she looks okay with the help of wardrobe, hair, makeup, professional photographer, and photoshop artist.

    Other than that she is a natural beauty.

  4. Donkey Punch says:

    Oh, I forgot a couple bottles of anti-psychotics and her Daddy telling what she can or can not do.

  5. ellie says:

    Someone sure is in the Holiday mood aren’t you donkey?

  6. LivTiv says:

    this is so sad to look at! single parent christmas cards always look extremely awkward.

  7. courteney says:

    I don’t really like her hair, and i think her eyeliner is overdone.. I think a more natural look would have been better, but it’s still a major improvment from her christmas card last year i’m sure.. lol

  8. We have had our family pictures taken at xmas for 35 years now.

    Thats 35 pictures in which

    NO ONE IS GRABBING ANYONE ELSE’S JUNK.

    Too bad for tater-tot, he will look back on this pic and cringe.

  9. lolly says:

    i doubt this is this year’s christmas card. i bet they got her to pose in front of the starbucks tree on her way out.

  10. Beet Czar says:

    Her dad saved her life; hope one day she’ll thank him for it and for keeping that piece of trash Adnan Guayabera(sp) away from her.

    • JustMe says:

      She is thanking him. He is getting paid 16K a month in back pay for the past 11 months of “work” that had he done correctly when she was younger would likely never have happened in the first place. There’s motivation to raise your kids correctly.

    • anonymouse says:

      hm. are you implying that Adnan is hispanic? And is that supposed to be some sort of insult???

      asshole.

  11. dpizzle says:

    ok… sean preston in the first pic looks slighty handicapped…. couldn’t they have taken a better shot of the kids not just Britney?!

  12. Liberty says:

    Uhh..I think she looks freaky. But apparently, that’s just me.

    • Anonymous says:

      No, I agree with that statment. I tried to enlarge the pic thinking it looked odd because it was smaller than it was meant to be. It looks like a head superimposed on someone elses body, she looks especially weird in the second one.

  13. Melodie says:

    She looks like Pia Zadora in the one on the right. But Pia Zadora during her It-girl moment!

  14. meg says:

    I wish there was a comma between “Christmas” and “Bitches” in the title of this post. Come on, this is just simple grammar.

  15. lolly says:

    @meg:

    since we’re being picky, it’s:

    “Come on; this is just simple grammar.”

  16. 00zoey says:

    Sweet - happy for Brit

  17. rhoniluv says:

    god bless her (still) 19 year old looks.

  18. angelfish says:

    just in case anybody needs some extra Christmas joy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnqYH7hn7po

  19. JoJo says:

    I’m slow…I just saw the “junk grabbing”

  20. jane says:

    man, her kids are freaking presh. especially the little blondie, looks just like her.

  21. coolgal says:

    i sooo agree with jane. But she is still a bitch and a loser!

  22. Anonymous says:

    the kids look slow

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