And This is Why You Don’t Get Too Close to the Flash
December 23rd, 2008 by Wendie
Twenty-two year old Lauren Conrad at The Hills Season 4 Finale event. Is it my imagination or does she look like a forty-three year old PTA mom?
Harsh lighting is Satan’s work.
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So, dontcha know, an such, I got this nifty top from my sister’s thrift plie, and the gloss too. Bake sale tomorrow at the First Baptist. Te hee, BIG day. What.The. Fuck? She looks horrible. MAKEUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where is my makeup guy??
Yeah, she TOTALLY looks like turd.
Couldn’t have said it better.
idk why her face reminds me of a dr. suess character
i have been trying to figure out why she looks so weird!!
& you’re totally right.
Yeah! It’s the HAIR! lmao, you’re so right – total Dr. Seuss character!
As a PTA Mom, holy crap she looks awful. The 40-something moms in my groups look a helluva lot better than she does. Rode hard and put away wet, anyone?
Ahahaha. Great last line.
God, she really is beautiful, but that fluorescent is crazy. Her skin looks all porcelain-ish, which it definitely isn’t.
Overall, I’m just thinking it’s a bad look.
Seriously? I think we’re exaggerating this one… I highly doubt there are many 40 yr olds that look better.
When I first saw this picture, my immediate thought was “grandma”.
Epic make up/flash fail.
HAHA that picture is amazing. I love seeing her look awful, because she really wouldnt have a career if she looked like that
She shouldn’t have a career – period.
Her face isn’t bad looking but I do agree that the lighting as well as makeup manage to age her quite a lot!
she has the face, adrianna has the (fake but hot) body
I just can’t like her. I never will. She was doing an interview about the finale and she pretty much all but said “This show is fake.” She talked about “filming again” with Heidi and “she really liked this episode.” Have none of her handlers taught her how to BS properly? On top of being devoid of substance and not contributing anything to society, she looks like shit run over twice and that’s the real crime ;)
THE PUPPIES ARE LITTLE AGAIN!!
up in the corner it says “pre-recorded”….
yeah i didnt think they had somehow miraculously gotten small again. duh.
i think they went to their new homes for christmas. :(
her hair looks like she curled it really cute but it just wont stay.
in this pic she looks a little like Carmen Electra
EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT! ALSO CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS POUNDS OF MAKEUP ON
totally agree!
she looks like one of those cheap “barbi” dolls that u get from the dollar store…..
Not a good look.
haha i love all the haters. Like you people don’t look worse than this every day of your lives. She takes one bad picture and gets ripped, it’s a damn shame.
Speak for yourself, there, “lovesit!”
i actually really like her face, very pretty. and hey at least she doesn’t have the body of misha barton or the headbands
she looks okay. but doesn’t she kinda have that old hollywood/classic taste? very conservative save for a few minis and strapless garbs. her friend lo is worse – i swear that bitch looks like she clutches the pearls when she’s appalled.
atleast Lo has a look,classic.
Lauren just looks…like a clown,and thats not a look,unless your a clown.
do I even have a bad hair day?
yes. do i ever put a taste less dress on with cheap lipstick thats undone?
do i make myself look pale as hell,and light blue eyeshadow on at the same time?
no.
and her smile..looks fake.
I was always jealous of Lauren Conrad’s natural beauty and charm. But now, not so much. It looks like while she was asleep, some kid went to town on her face with his paint set. I could do better than that when I was twelve. What’s her excuse?
P.S. I hate Lo. That’s right. I hate the bitch.
P.P.S. To those of you who don’t watch The Hills, (not that I do), Lo is Lauren’s best friend. They are like, totally BFFFEs.
P.P.P.S. BFFFE: Best Friends for Fucking Ever.
i hate lo too. shes such a sneaky little hangeronner.
LC just looks that way
beet, could you not replace wendie anytime soon?
she sounds like a kindergarten teacher who’s making up for her lack of wit with an overabundance of cheesiness.
and she’s just trying too hard.
no way! I love Wendie!
HATER..I THINK WENDIE IS PRETTY DAMN GOOD!
Shut it. I <3 Wendie!
noooo wendie is good
Wendie’s great!
Please don’t replace her with “anoneemous” who asks you to NOT replace Wendie and when rips on her…at least Wendie has a grasp of basic grammar!
Yeah, she’s not nearly as witty or amusing…and the grammatical errors annoy me.
I love Wendie’s weekend articles! No complaints here.
I love Wendie too!
and she STILL gets paid 75k an episode. / jealous
She looks horrible, imagine when she is 40. Gahhhhh.
It’s your imagination.
She looks a little wrinkly but she is still beautiful. everybody has their bad days :)
she looks like she’s 30. maybe its that LA sun or maybe its all the “hard livin” shes been doing, maybe she was crying all night before and her eyes got puffy and they are just deflating, in any case she is way to young to have eye wrinckles like that. time for some spa/skin therapy.
I mean, can’t we all agree that being a soccer mom (albeit a wealthy one) is all that she’s predestined to be? How prescient.