Jennifer Lopez May Want to Consider Lesbianism
December 21st, 2008 by Wendie
I can’t believe this has taken three years. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony may finally be on the rocks.
Evidence:
1) Jennifer attended The Curious Case of Benjamin Button premiere without her husband or her wedding ring.
2) Marc Anthony has been appearing publicly without his wedding band.
3) Sources cite Anthony’s controlling personality and unfaithful ways as issues within the marriage.
4) Anthony was spotted at Bungalow 8 and Marquee with his hand on the thing of a woman not Jennifer.
5) Jennifer is reportedly sick of being a “Long Island housewife”.
Seriously Jen, what did you expect? Didn’t your husband leave his wife so he could marry you? That’s never a good indicator of longevity. Also, housewifery is hell and basically sucks no matter who you are.
I feel bad for J. Lo. Whenever I’ve seen the two of them together on the red carpet or in interviews, I’ve always had the impression that she is way more into him than he is in to her. Which is an absolutely flummoxing concept.
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she looks reaaaaallllly hot in this picture! damn!
Love everything about her dress except for the exploding bosom.
Celebrity marriages: built to last!
i dont think her top looks exploding at all. She looks sexy but not like a whore. Her look here is perfection.
I agree, she looks really gorgeous here.
I agree, too.
The VERY best pic I have ever seen of her!! Damn HOT!!!
Why is it that these beautiful women end up hooked up with the cheaters? She and Halle Berry are like magnets for these types.
Well she had better go ahead and dump his ass so she can have a new man by the time Bennifer 2.0 has that baby. She can’t let them get all the good press.
Evidence:
6) Marc Anthony is GAY
I think Ben and JLo often think of what “should” have been!
Best line of the year: “4) Anthony was spotted at Bungalow 8 and Marquee with his hand on the THING of a woman not Jennifer.” LOLOL!!
That was the best part of the post for me, too. LOL
But I think it was just a typo. It should have read, “…his hand on the THANG of a woman…”.
I don’t like J-Lo at all.
I do however, like Marc Anthony’s singing.
But in Spanish.
you have to wonder about a woman that attractive waiting that long to get married, then marrying such an ugly man. can’t put my finger on it but something’s off about her
??? This is her third marriage.
She is beyond stunning in this picture. Although, I do resent the Long Island housewife comment.
I can’t stand JLo in general, but I always kinda figured that this particular marriage seemed really ideal, like Marc Anthony was “the one” for her, after all her try-and-fail previous attempts at marriages. This is weird, that they’re on the rocks, especially now that they’ve just had their twin babies. So strange…
Marc Anthony did not leave his ex-wife for Jennifer. They already had problems because some girl was saying that he a kid with her!!
Actually Mark DID leave his wife for Jennifer. Dayanara Torres spend a year crying in the public eye, telling every Spanish Media outlet how Mark left her for Jennifer and how there were obvious tell tale signs that he was cheating on her with Jennifer.
Mark has always, always been head over heals for Jennifer, it’s a very badly kept secret. They grew up together in the Bronx and were highschool sweethearts. FYI, People en Espanol.com has a feature that allows you to read the articles in English, so when you talk about Spanish celebrities you can save yourself the embarrasment of sounding like an idiot.
she is amazing in this dress.
@”Anthony was spotted at Bungalow 8 and Marquee with his hand on the thing of a woman not Jennifer.”
huh?
You forgot 6) Jennifer Lopez reportedly has gotten sick of waking up every morning next to and and looking at one of the most unattractive men in show business.
As homely as Marc Anthony is, he is a dead ringer for her father. That is why she pursued him for years–her daddy issues. And also why she hangs out with crazy $cis.
She looks absolutely incredible in this picture!
its supposed to read thigh… he had his hand on a women’s thigh that was not Jennifers
what is up with the dress man
Why write something so crass, so vulgar, so insulting?
Jennifer Lopez shouldn’t, in fact, no-one should ‘consider’ “lesbianism”.
The vanity of “lesbianism” is an evil, conceited, irresponsible sin.
Even if Jennifer and Marc Anthony’s marriage is “on the rocks” (and I hope that it isn’t), then there are many, many very good men, all around the world…and that goes for all of you girls “considering”, or already indulging in, that disgustingly parasitic “lifestyle”…”lesbianism”.
SKOT