I Just Noticed Something About Priscilla Presley
December 19th, 2008 by Evil Beet
It’s not that she doesn’t look damn good for 63, because she does. Damn good.
But she also kind of looks like if Chyna and and Khloe Kardashian had a baby. But if the baby had Benjamin Button syndrome so it emerged from the vagina appearing to be 63 years old.
I know, I know.
That’s utterly impossible.
Neither Chyna nor Khloe Kardashian has a vagina.
I just thought I’d point it out anyway.
At the Valkyrie premiere in LA.
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Is “looking good for your age” not meaningless when you have clearly had some “work?”
did anyone notice how wrinkly her hand is? thats what her skin should look like…
Damn Beet. She’s a Hollywood joke because of the endless cutting of her mug. How about this: Good photo.
Look at her hand and you’ll see what she would look like without various medico-cosmetic procedures. Her fingernail creeps me out (why is it so much skinnier than her finger?)
oh totally unfair! i agree with jayne, that phrase is reserved for those who choose not to be embalmed while living.
LOL
I don’t really consider all that plastic surgery to be attractive, it creeps me out…
IMHO she looks like shit. But it’s because she went to that phony plastic surgeon. He really screwed her up. It’s a shame, she was such a beautiful woman.
i TOTALLY thought this was Khloe K. when I saw it. Or..her. Whatever.
beet – how in hell can you call this looking good? you cannot be serious. she looks like the crypt keeper after some skin grafts and a run-in with a weed wacker.
OMG! quirkygirlkitten You are so right about the Crypt Keeper look.
I wonder how many famous women of her age haven’t had any surgery done. I think she looks good for 63…but yeah, her fingernails are really creepy.
I think she looks horrible. Plastic surgery gone wrong. And the haircolor is hideous. Her lips look like Lisa Rinna’s or whatever her name is.
Did you have to be a Scientologist to attend the premier?
OMG she does look like their old love child!!!!!!!
hilarious post by the by. I lol’d
She’s fug Beet. She looks like Cat-woman. What’s her name – Joycelynn Wildenstein.
if you cover her mouth, she looks about 25
What the fuck is up with Beet lately running all these photos of Scientologists?
there is nothing wrong with getting a little work done, tastefully, i think you could still be considered to look good for your age in that case. but this chick does not fall into that category. that shit is ridiculous.
she looks better than her daughter…o_o
Priscilla is one of the most beautiful women on earth, even at 63 years old. All that criticizing is envy. How many women out there would love to look as good as she does.
two words….MAN HANDS
Omg before i read the caption i said the ensact same thing to myself..she looks just like chyna.