The Next Generation

December 18th, 2008 by Evil Beet


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Okay, seriously, on a scale of 1 to 10 — with 1 being a Duggar child and 10 being Lindsay Lohan — how obnoxious and self-absorbed is Jaden Smith going to be by the time he’s a teenager?

Because I’m thinking, like, 11.

Here’s Jaden pimping out his new flick, The Day the Earth Stood Still, in Japan.


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43 Responses to “The Next Generation”

  1. Chuck says:

    Poor kid.

  2. thatLisa says:

    ew the Duggars,,,,,,!!!!

  3. Snowblood says:

    I think you’re absolutely right, Beet. This one’s gonna be excruciatingly self-obsessed and arrogant, you can already see it in his smug little face. Pah!

  4. yum says:

    He reminds me of one of those kids from Mtv’s My Sweet Sixteen.

  5. T&S says:

    those shoes only work 4 sam ronson

  6. sf says:

    Yup, so smug and you are right…poor kid. It’s not his fault he turned out this way.

  7. pair a dimes says:

    don’t forget, as a child, he is convinced that all of this is REAL. :(

  8. Lou says:

    I suspect his outfit cost more than I spend on food for 6 months.

    Spoiling your children is not necessarily good for them… sigh…

  9. 00zoey says:

    But he’s so cute even with his pouty kid attitude. Really, I just think it is so wrong to pick on kids. What is he, 10?

  10. musicandmuffins says:

    how do we know he’s obnoxious and self-absorbed?
    his facial expressions?
    His clothes that he probably didn’t pick out himself?
    He’s only a kid
    Don’t count your obnoxious celebuspawn before they hatch

  11. Liberty says:

    You REALLY think he’s gonna be obnoxious? I mean Im thinking, he’s Will fuckin’ SMITH’s SON…He’s probably gonna be super good-looking, and he’s already a good actor, so I mean, I think he’s entitled to SOME snobbery. I think the child actors that end up being awesome and super humble are just really special people, but I think it’s normal for actors to just kinda be a little smug.

    So really I don’t think he’ll be that obnoxious. Then again what do I know, right?

    But his face just looks like he’s praying a part not really like he’s being obnoxious or whatev.

  12. nan says:

    and i thought i was the only one who thought this! :) but you have to admit, that’s one cute outfit.

    • Liv says:

      No, that is NOT a cute outfit. He looks like a clown. It just doesn’t work, especially with those shoes and that jacket, all of which might be nice with the right clothes to compliment them.

  13. Anonymous says:

    omg he’s gonna be AWFUL! :( poor baby- he’s soo cute and sweet-looking now!

  14. Veronica says:

    I don’t know. I have faith that Will Smith will make sure his kid doesn’t get too crazy. Will seems so nice and down to earth, if this kid ends up an idiot, I’ll blame Jada.

  15. susan says:

    I saw this kid on a talk show. You are so right Beet. I could barely finish watching. Plus… it is so RIGHT to pick on kids. zerozoey:)

  16. j says:

    wow, i can see it in his eyes.

  17. Beet Czar says:

    He’s gonna be Spinal Tap’ping out at 11 for sure…I want to smack him in the back of the head now.

  18. GetYourAdverbsHere says:

    The puppies look like dogs now. How long before the remaining sibs get forever homes? End of an era.

  19. Okay, the Duggar reference was A-MA-ZING. Jinger is such a closet slut.

  20. long dong silver says:

    He wreaks of the over-confidence thing!

    There’s that great line from SNL that Mike Meyers character says to Nichole Kidman’s character-

    “You’re not going to find so many supportive people around you when you grow up!”

    At least not- real/truthful people, in this case!

  21. Donkey Punch says:

    All scientologists are arrogant pricks. They are taught/brainwashed that being part of the cult makes them smarter than everyone else. Remember the Tom Cruise video when he says that only Scientologists would know what to do when passing a car accident?

    I know and work with several Scientologists and you want bitch smack that arrogant smirk off their faces.

  22. rhoniluv says:

    i don’t know about that, beet. mama jada looks like the type to put a-whoopin’ on that ass if he ever tries to get too out of pocket.

    he may just a confident kid, well-adjusted kid for all we know, and there’s nothing wrong with that.

  23. rhoniluv says:

    ok, i totally recant my last comment…i just watched him in an ellen interview on you tube…

    i couldn’t even get to the interview part….i stopped it when he came out on stage and pop-locked.

    wtf?

    he ain’t no goddamn cruz beckham!

    kid needs to knock it off, seriously.

    bored now. :-(

  24. Tako says:

    Geez, did anybody saw him on the Ellen Degeneres show???

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJkM4EOjLEc

    He thinks he’s all that and a bag of chips.. Arrogant little fucker.. And i have to admit i was very impressed, because being Will-perfect-Smith i was expecting him to be awesome like his dad.. But no, he is awful and i don’t like him anymore after seeing him on Ellen…

  25. spooky says:

    ima say a 7?

  26. musicstudent says:

    wait until this kid gets lippy with the wrong kid later in school. he thinks he’s better than everyone and untouchable, and some kid is gonna rock his world

  27. Tracy says:

    I hope he doesn’t turn out too bad. He has two parents with good heads, I think he’ll be okay.

  28. cuchulain says:

    What is in the cat is in the kitten! The apple won’t roll too far for the tree!! I hate him already!!!

  29. just me says:

    I think he’s adorable! If you watch the whole interview you see he is not really a smart ass. He is being very tongue-in-cheek! Can hardly keep a straight face at times. He is so like Will!!

  30. Tito says:

    @ just me

    I totally agree. Watch Regis interview with his dad. You can see how he messed up saying which grade he’s going. Thats how kids are.
    Especially with famous dadys !

    I hope he doesnt actually become arrogant. I love will smith and Jada.
    But till some point in his life…its just going to be inevitable.

    Plus, Will is going to be that dude switching off the lights before they go to bed…nothing more. Thats how life is.

  31. Mad as hell says:

    Dude, WTHf! He’s just a freaking kid. What kind of low life creates a website just to bash a young kid’s dream. Apparently assholes like you and you sound like a fuckin idiot! There are tons of kid stars out there that have double the attitude and less than half the fame. Get over yourself and LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!!

  32. Shanayah says:

    you ppl thats judging him nd sayn he spends alot of money on his outfits..ns sayn he’s arrogant..thats damn right he is nd he got the right to arrogant..nd bout how much he spends on his clothes is his business i bet if u had the money or ur parents had the kind of money that his family had u wuld want to be dressd in the best most exspensive name brand clothes…..nd i bet u ppl r grown ass ppl making judgement on a young boy,,that u dnt even kno u ppl shuld b ashame of ur self….this is not to everyone but its to the ppl that is talkin negative about JADEN SMITH!!!!!!!

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