Just Because

December 17th, 2008 by Evil Beet


I WANT ONE!!!

I heard people talking the other day about how they have miniature elephants now. Like little tiny elephants that never grow very big. Is this true??? If so, I would like to amend my Christmas wish list immediately.


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14 Responses to “Just Because”

  1. mcbiscuit says:

    Um, that’s not an elephant, actually.

  2. Tracy says:

    I don’t think she thought THAT was an elephant. I think she was just making an errant comment about tiny elephants.

    But I could be wrong.

    And P.S. Tiny elephants as pets are a horrible idea.

  3. Chelsea says:

    What if the elephant got upset? or wanted food? That would be a really loud sound. I’m sure the neighbors would complain. What sound to elephants make anyway? It kind of sound like a roar but I don’t think that’s what its called.

  4. Mary E says:

    I’m sorry Beet, but the tiny elephant is myth.

    :-(

    http://www.wintersteel.com/Mini_Elephant.html

    P.S. the tiny elephants (according to myth) are supposed to be very poisonous anyway, so it’s probably better that they don’t exist.

  5. mambaX says:

    I like hippos
    I like elephants
    tiny or not
    there is a problem about them
    beyond myth
    beyond sound
    beyond special needs
    they smell awfully!

  6. Mapi says:

    Stop with that! Animals aren´t our playground toys! Stop playing with genetics ti change animal´s shapes!!!!! Wrong!

  7. 00zoey says:

    The point is- baby everythings are adorable

  8. Alice says:

    EvilBeet, this soooo not vegan to say about keeping wild animals as pets ;)

  9. Donkey Punch says:

    You really think Beet gave up leather completely? Right.

  10. Daniella says:

    Oh, what an adorable little baby! Hippos have notoriously bad tempers, but this little man looks like a sweetie just the same.

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