Zooey Deschanel Is Not Your Whore

December 16th, 2008 by Evil Beet


If you haven’t heard Zooey Deschanel’s actual album — as part of a fabulous band called She and Him — I’d recommend you check it out immediately, because it’s awesome, and it’s exactly what you’d expect out of Zooey.

Until then, though, here’s a clip from Zooey’s new flick, Yes Man, where her character sings a little feminist ditty about not being a whore.


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15 Responses to “Zooey Deschanel Is Not Your Whore”

  1. amb says:

    Is there anyone more perfect than Zooey Deschanel? I simply adore her.

  2. la la van winkle says:

    this song is shite. it makes me want to fall asleep and/or slit my wrists.

  3. Amy says:

    I love BOTH Deschanel sisters! Zooey’s the eclectic oddball, while Emily’s the older and wiser of the two. Both are so endearing! Go them!

  4. Anonymous says:

    Is that molly shannon?

  5. Abbi says:

    I adore adore adore her album =]

  6. liberty says:

    what the hell is this shit???? LOL

  7. ThatLisa says:

    i love she & him.. m.ward is amazing!

  8. ash says:

    she is just so adorable. omg.

  9. Jebbica says:

    I really got into She & Him a couple of weeks ago. She has such a beautiful voice and I have been an M. Ward fan for awhile, so I was very excited to be educated about them! Now that’s how you switch from acting to singing without looking like a total jackass.

  10. MarcusArilius says:

    is this a joke??? if so, i don’t get it.

  11. homer says:

    Is this supposed to be bad?

  12. Dane says:

    Nice voice. :-)

    You might like the Danish band Oh Land also.

  13. karstark says:

    Not to step on any toes, but for some reason I instinctively abhorred Zooey Deschanel. It was thus quite the shock that I discovered that I enjoyed watching her sister’s work in Bones. For some reason Emily, while quirky enough to be sure, doesn’t rub me the wrong way that Zooey does. Not much of a compliment, but there you go.

    The Happening didn’t help, but that really wan’t her fault.

  14. sick cheapo says:

    um what the f is this? why is this good? can they be naked or something? i want my 3 mins back.

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