Jennifer Lopez Lands a New Movie Role

December 16th, 2008 by Evil Beet


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The triathlete mother formerly known as JLo has signed on to play the lead role in Plan B, a film being produced by CBS’s brand new movies division.

The project involves a single woman who attempts to conceive via artificial insemination and winds up in a quandary after she finds romance. Production is scheduled to start in the spring, making it one of the first projects to get a green light at CBS Films.

Let me get this straight: this plot didn’t work as a comedy when it starred Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, but we’re gonna give it another go with Jennifer Lopez?

Why don’t these studios hire me to consult for them? I am always right about these things.

Also: Did Jennifer Lopez make a single good movie after Selena? I’m coming up empty here.


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30 Responses to “Jennifer Lopez Lands a New Movie Role”

  1. Jen says:

    Out Of Sight. The only good JLo movie.

  2. Josh says:

    The Cell

  3. lolly says:

    if you like cliche chick-flick romances, she has. but i dont.

    that dress she is wearing is incredible.

  4. Jen B. says:

    Why does she make faces like that on the red carpet. Why can’t she just smile? She looks like she’s getting ready to suck a dick.

  5. J says:

    WHY is everyone so down on Baby Mama? I’m 100% not the chick-flick type, but I thought that movie was absolutely hilarious. Dax Shepard’s character alone was worth the price of admission, and I don’t even LIKE Dax Shepard. My only gripe was that Romany Malco wore clothes the entire time.

  6. Diana says:

    Baby Mama was SOOO good, how could you not think so?

  7. frosty says:

    I also thought Baby Mama was hilarious.
    And J.Lo looks incredible here. I haven’t seen her look so beautiful in a while.

  8. liberty says:

    Blah.

    I think some of her movies have good messages…too bad those messages are carried out in such a…trite way.

    Kinda like Hillary Duff? But older and more of a bitch? Yeah.

  9. Melissa says:

    you guys forgot about how good jersey girl was! ha ha just kidding.

  10. kirstie says:

    i liked Enough… it was pretty good, but not many people know about it.

  11. Anonymous says:

    I liked Jersey Girl, although she was in that for about five seconds.

    I liked Maid in Manhattan also, though it is a corny romance.

  12. bendick says:

    OUT OF SIGHT

    The best thing she ever did.

  13. briana says:

    lol I was like, ‘j.lo’s movies suck! not again!’ but yes, selena was good. I liked Maid in Manhattan in a corny sort of way. The Cell creeped me out (dont really remember what it was about..) but yeah.. no more j.lo movies for me. not after the gigli fiasco.

  14. cubsfan says:

    CLEARLY her best movie was “U Turn” with Sean Penn in 1997.

  15. DarkEmpress says:

    Jennifer looks gorgeous here. Out of sight was really good.

  16. Tracy says:

    I liked Baby Mama too…

    But I do NOT understand while people continue to hire her.

  17. gfgfgf says:

    I just watched Baby Mama because I heard it was “so funny” and “just hysterical” I think I laughed at one scene. DUMB! Next time I’ll stick with my own instincts and pass!

  18. bana says:

    Enough, is a really good movie.

  19. jenn says:

    Selena was a good movie?

    Ha, ha, JK! I’m from Corpus Christi!

  20. kate says:

    Out of Sight and An Unfinished Life

  21. Arugula says:

    Aw…I liked Maid in Manhattan and Enough. Otherwise I agree…all sucky.

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