“We’re Still Lesbians!”
December 15th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Um, Tila Tequila has a book to sell, so she’s back to hitting up red carpets with her Sapphic headline-grabber, Courtenay Semel.
Give it up, Tila.
The fifteen minutes are over. Nobody cares who you fuck anymore.
If you want to stay in the spotlight, you’re gonna have to get in La Lohan’s pants. Those $100 leggings are the only thing standing between you and total cultural irrelevance. Get on it, girl.
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It would be more entertaining if Tila and Sam got together, pushing Lindsay over the edge and into a martini with the whole thing culminating in an epic catfight
I really liked Tila back when I was a silly freshman and MySpace was still cool and she wasn’t trying *as* hard to be so famous.
Now….eh…
Tila Tequila is over. O-V-E-R. Mark my words: in a year she’ll go back to being a Hooters girl and just happy to pose with Kevin James like she did in the photo below circa 200-(well whenever it was that people thought she had ‘potential’).
http://www.meetthefamous.com/photos-videos/details.php?story=1722
Tila do yourself a favor, even if you’re working with Bridget from the Girls Next Door at a cocktail lounge, DO NOT dye your hair blond again.
if you feel that way, dont blog about her? hmm!
“We still don’t give a crap”
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGOKuc_KeI
Japan?HEY!HEY!HEY!??Dec.15
They got back together before the book release – just sayin’ Beet.
Either way, I agree – she’s over.
they’re both fug nobodies but like a horrible accident, you can’t help but look when you seen them…they’re so yuck!
blech.
totally
I wonder why her tattoos look so washed out, did she try to cover them wif makeup?
Still lesbians, still ugly, still don’t give a shit.
bi bi me me martina, martin
bi bi bi-sex
martin likesmartinas
Still lesbian, still ugly, still an abomination. End of story
yea tila is hot