So, Like, Exactly How High Was Shenae Grimes at the Gemini Awards?

December 15th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Hint: Your guesses should use “lines” as the unit of measurement.


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49 Responses to “So, Like, Exactly How High Was Shenae Grimes at the Gemini Awards?”

  1. Lauren says:

    AGH! Her mouth! Yeah, that’s crack mouth.. although it does happen with coke, too.

    How old is this child, again?

  2. Sarah says:

    I went to school with people like that. They also said “ohmigawd” a lot.

    Not sure she’s coked up/cracked out–she just might be from LA.

    • Sarah says:

      Apparently, I missed a hyphen in my dash. A thousand pardons, Grammar Gods.

      • Sometimes says:

        I think it’s safe to assume she’s Canadian!

      • jenn says:

        Dear Sarah,

        You didn’t miss a hyphen in your em dash. It’s just that, sometimes, Wordpress will only understand spaced em dashes, rather than the normal em dashes we prefer in print media, academic papers, and the Chicago Manual of Style. It varies from site to site, of course, but in general, if you don’t put spaces on each side of your two dashes, the Wordpress CSS will incorrectly render your “double-wide” as an en dash — which is to say, a shitty little impotent hyphen.

        Your forever friend,
        Grammar Nazi / Technophobe

    • Anonymous says:

      shes from canada.

      • Donkey Punch says:

        Yup, she must be Canadian because she didn’t sound rude, didn’t wave an American flag, and didn’t murder any innocent civilians with one of her thirteen guns?

  3. ThatLisa says:

    well hello cocaine.

  4. liberty says:

    im not familiar with people that are high on anything aside from…pot…but she looks like there’s DEF something up.

  5. Donkey Punch says:

    Ya, she is suffering from actor-itis (a lack of a real personality).

  6. Indi says:

    whoa slow down there cokkey.
    This is def. blow.

  7. Ricardo says:

    I dont know, i mean she deffinitely looks weird, althougth thats the first time ive seen her being interviewed…she could just be an obnoxious airhead chick…same difference.

    altho, i dunno at some points she does look like a crackie….

    • ThatLisa says:

      i see it in a lot of things. it’s in her eyes, how they are darting around and opening up really wide and closing. it’s how she is phrasing everything. she even seems to be kind of sucking air thru her nose and twitching her nose. its the oral fixation, how she is acting with her mouth. seriously. has to be coke.

      • ginny says:

        i concur! the evidence is all there – you pointed it all out perfectly…that’s nuts how coked out she is, intense!

  8. Brynja says:

    I don’t think she neccesarily portrays “crackie”, I’m just thinking real annoying and hyper – I, sadly, know people who behave like that and they’re not taking anything. They’re just obnoxious.

  9. Nadine says:

    Are you guys mad?! of COURSE she is on coke! you can tell by the way everything is way over dramatised and how wide her eyes go all the time. The mouth and tilted head also give it away BIGTIME.

  10. Brigette !! says:

    You really need NASA’s REAL TIME SATELLITE TRACKING of Human Exposure to Fine Particle Pollution to measure that upper level.

  11. Eloise says:

    you KNOW, like, you KNOW. ohmygod, i KNOW!

  12. Anonymous says:

    I say 12 lines of coke and a half a bottle of jack.

  13. 00zoey says:

    Effed up fer shur.

  14. Ugh says:

    Somehow I ended up with coke residue in my nostrils just from watching her.

  15. Erin says:

    Watch how intensely she watches him while he’s asking her questions…FOCUS…FOCUS…FOCUS. Either coke or she suffers from mania…because I am like that when I have a manic episode.

  16. briana says:

    “What Have I done? Nothing… except four lines and a red bull…”

    aahhaahhaa… wtf is she doing around 0:53? hahaha…

  17. HappyGirrrl says:

    Now I feel all twitchy. I kept waiting for her to rub her nose but instead she just kept flip, flip, flipping her hair. Argh.

  18. jen says:

    coke-jaw

  19. J says:

    Honestly? I think she looks like a nervous teenager who is trying to not seem like a nervous teenager.

  20. one size fits most says:

    u think she’s nervous but then her behavior is pretty obvious for a coke-head. i used to work with a girl and she acted exactly like that all the time. i always though she was one of those peppy high energy girls but found out later she was doing coke like all the time. EW. feeling all dirty.

  21. Abbi says:

    http://www.zacktaylor.ca/blog/2008/08/blind-item-reve.html

    It’s reported here that she’s struggled with a marijuana and cocaine problem since high school.

  22. mireee says:

    OFF HER FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

  23. Redshoes says:

    I feel like any commenter on her who has done coke, or has hung out with anyone doing coke, will all agree that she is high. It seems so obvious to me.

  24. Alanna says:

    So. Much. Coke. Without question.

  25. yo says:

    word is she lives on a diet of coffee and ciggies… will that give the same kind of “high” ??

  26. Liv says:

    She’s just… stupid. Really. Most of these actor people are only in it for the exposure and publicity — not because they have any real talent. I like the quiet celebrities.

  27. Snowblood says:

    No, she’s pretty spun. The girl was on a good one there, fuckin’ high like planes. My god, I got a contact high just then merely from watching that short clip. How exhausting it is to watch a coked-out person trying to talk. Exhausting.

  28. tina says:

    who is she?

  29. stella says:

    yup, coke mouth.
    almost as bad as nikki’s mouth on celebrity rehab!!!

  30. ADru says:

    Yep, definitely high on something, she can’t even control her jaw!

  31. broooke says:

    whiteee girl for suure
    _________________________________ x 20=how high she is on coke.

    how dissappointing. i bet she is freaking out that this vid is out, and she look slike a complete moron.

  32. kate says:

    ugh. putrid washed up trick hasn’t yet even waded through the mediocrity…sorry i just hate the overrated, puzzling who’d you fuck to get through the door types.

  33. sarah says:

    I saw her in a bathroom in LA doing coke in one of the stalls.

    FOR SURE COKED OUT

  34. Katy says:

    check out the hand movement she does when she’s describing how crazy her life is!! o so definitely coked up. but quite funny with it

  35. Anonymous says:

    … shes past weekend user!! maybe she will make it into rehab before she becomes the new lindsay or before she gets a new nose?!

  36. osha says:

    This definitely looks like she is on some sort of stimulate, her body language makes me lean toward that. HOWEVER, there are definitely people who act like that on a regular basis. Plus, there are some people who are naturally stimulated, not necessarily to this extent, but put in an event like this, the outcome would be similar. OR, she could suffer from some sort of mental problem, one that makes her manic.

  37. mollination says:

    AHAHAHAHAH! I have a 20 second video from one of the few times I did blow and I was totes talking out the side of my mouth and using exaggerated “ohmg, i Know, Riiiiggght?” voice.

    Not to mention, she accidentally used her old show, Degrassi’s, tagline to describe 90210 when she was like “well, you know, ‘we go there’, right?” and then you can see she kind caught herself too late. No cokey before the interview miss!

    And no, I never spend Friday nights watching a sh*t-ton of degrassi.

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