Robert Downey Jr.’s Stomach: Love It or Leave It?

December 15th, 2008 by Evil Beet


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From the just-released official stills for Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes.

Basically, it sounds like Guy Ritchie called up RDJ a few months before shooting began and was like “I want your body to look like my wife’s.”

Mission accomplished.


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39 Responses to “Robert Downey Jr.’s Stomach: Love It or Leave It?”

  1. Liv says:

    Leave it. If his pecks were a bit more defined, and he didn’t have such a simpering look on his face…

    Perhaps we can look forward to better future stills? Hoping so. RDJ sort of makes me swoon.

    • Beet Czar says:

      Abs look great, I agree, they just forgot to work on his pecs…and if he’s working out, he’s laying off the crack pipe. so it’s all good.

  2. meg says:

    Oooo I can’t wait for this! I love me some RDJ. Although he is kind of a small guy…oh well.

  3. DHS says:

    …what the hell happened to Tony Stark?

  4. Emily says:

    RDJ is so flipping fine! I think he looks pretty darn good, considering what he has been through as well.

  5. Smirfy says:

    More proof that old men are hot. Well, some. The last time I really looked at RDJ, was back when he did the Pick UP Artist in the 80s. 2008 seems to be his year. Hot.

  6. ThatLisa says:

    “I want your body to look like my wife’s.”

    hahahaaha

  7. nina says:

    oh beet. you make me giggle :)

  8. Trace-mace-2000 says:

    I LOVE LOVE LOVE Robert Downey Jr.
    !!!

  9. saucy says:

    i’m just putting it out there….i….think….i may want to lick his face.

  10. Snowblood says:

    LOVE him, absolutely love Downey Jr., and I always, always have, whether he’s been high or sober, doesn’t matter. I’ve loved him since I first saw him in Less Than Zero. I’ll always love Robert Downey, Jr., and I’ve got immense respect for the man. He’s a strong person; I admire strong people.

  11. Snowblood says:

    Like, literally strong both inside and out, now, it would appear! I like this new rippled-muscles body he’s rockin’, very nice.

  12. Mindy says:

    This post literally made me lmfao!! Hilarious!!!

  13. Smirfy says:

    Love it or Leave it? Give me a break. I want to make sweet love to his stomach. Does that answer your question? :p

  14. GetYourAdverbsHere says:

    Always been a cutie pie, that one.

  15. ThatLisa says:

    and wait.. what the hell kind of ’sherlock holmes’ scene is this anyway?

  16. Mercedes says:

    Oh no no no no NO!! Leave it out!
    Either his body really does look that terrible, or the picture just doesn’t do it justice.

  17. jgl02 says:

    Rob D. is a total asshole. He couldn’t take that The Dark Knight kicked his ass in the box office. Had to put it down. Well, even with rehab, some things stay the same. What an asshole, and skinny as fuck too. Dude looks like he’s still doin crack (oh, and holding in the gut during the hole iron Man movie, fuckin pathetic!!!

  18. nan says:

    awesome, made me laugh for a bit

  19. Tracy says:

    Love him.

  20. DJ Kel Kel says:

    Beet, that was too funny! haha

  21. Brynja says:

    Leave it. Old face with a young-ish body looks real weird. Somebody please tell Madonna.

  22. Louise says:

    Oh NO, no PLEASE leave it. Again, Beet, with the no-love-men… He is NOT fit.

  23. Vic says:

    Since when does Sherlock Holmes fight?

  24. Abbi says:

    I’d lick them…

  25. Shan says:

    Wish my husband looked like that.

  26. Lilly says:

    LOOOOVE IT.

  27. Anonymous says:

    looks like the victorian version of fight club.

  28. Indigo says:

    I think he’s rockin it pretty well. Kudo’s for him, he’s come a long way.

  29. Anonymous says:

    I guess it should read “I want your body to look like my ex-wife-to-be’s.”

  30. kabalyst says:

    I guess it should read “I want your body to look like my ex-wife-to-be’s.”

  31. Judy says:

    He’s hot! I have always loved him high, clean, sober or whatever. He’s cool, smart and HOT!

  32. Monique says:

    i didn’t know Sherlock Holmes would have a shirtless fight scene. hmmm
    either way he awesome RDJ forever.. I wonder if there was some laser abs done. its the hottest thing right now.. Huge fan of that too..lol

  33. Monica says:

    call me sick, but i like it

  34. a.monroy says:

    RDJ: I <3 U SO MUCH I WANT TO LICK YOU… ;)

  35. Di says:

    What a question, RDJ is so hot!
    Great body, beautiful face, talented and charming…
    I join the people who want to lick him, I would lick him from head to toe as well, amongst other things…
    He is a sexy mother f*cker!

  36. Mel says:

    ily rdj omg he is hott i wish i could meet him:)

  37. Peanut says:

    I am sooo in love with him!! Hee’s soo orgasmic :D

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