How Is This the Cover of Us Weekly?
December 12th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Either it’s the slowest news week ever, or we’re really so obsessed with our body image that the 20-pound weight loss of a person who hasn’t been relevant since 1993 is the single most important celebrity topic of the past seven days.
(I think I know which one it is.)
I never really read the celebrity weeklies. Are they always this stupid?
In fairness, Candace looks great. I just don’t think it’s a cover story.
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I read them at work because I have nothing else to do. And yes, they are always that stupid. I’m just easily amused!
I think the “Madonna, What Did She Do?” story is kind of funny. She looks exactly the same in both pictures.
madonna does not look like that right now she looks really shitty lately and this girl candace she look beautiful very pretty!!
By the way the puppies look great I love them!!!
Slow week is right, Beet.
Whwew is Uncle Jesse in that picture?
I can see his hand on Dannys shoulder, but where’s the rest of him?
Where, not whwew*
Because they’re thinking of doing a full house remake… with them now… so clearly she thinks she’ll be relevant again.
Her secret to losing weight…cocaine.
At least it’s better than seeing the same 5 people on the covers all the time. I actually think it’s kind of refreshing. Abbi, just because she’s not a popular actress, it doesn’t mean she’s not relevant. She is a peron just like you and me.
Sorry, she’s a person.
I saw a little clip of her on some horrible celebrity show.
She looked freaking hot. She really did. I am happy for DJ. Now we just have to work on Step-on-me