An Olsen Smile!

December 12th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Mary-Kate Olsen manages to churn out a half-assed smile at the NYC premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

I guess it’s a nice improvement from looking angry, but the Olsens are so cute when they genuinely smile. I mean, really adorable. I wish they’d do more of that and less of the smile-smirks we’re seeing here.


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16 Responses to “An Olsen Smile!”

  1. Anonymous says:

    looks like madonna.

    • ThatLisa says:

      you’re right! their bone structure is really similar. creepy. maybe madonna brought a pic of the twins to her plastic surgeon, and was like I WANT TO LOOK LIKE THIS

  2. MochaJellyBean says:

    With all the money she has you’d think she’d be able to afford a hairbrush! I mean DAMN!

  3. Jitterbuggin' Betty says:

    I’m beginning to wonder if the lack of smiling is due to some sort of crack-addict tooth loss. Normally, I’d think nothing of it, since it’s the new “in thing”, but let’s add up the facts: Young, too much money, frighteningly thin, lack of concern for proper clothing and grooming of hair…. It’s a possibility.

    • ThatLisa says:

      I thought messed up teeth was more a problem with meth use, esp smoking meth.

      since when is crack the new “in thing?” besides with homeless people? or amy winehouse?

      these little girls shit $100 bills. if all of their teeth fell out, they would have brand-new ones the next day. i seriously doubt they are missing teeth

  4. Elayne says:

    I like her scarf!

  5. jgirl says:

    She looks greasy. Someone needs to give that girl a good scrubbing!

  6. shrink says:

    IMHO they are not getting any cuter as they are aging. I’m predicting that in their late tweenties they will be looking quite old :(

  7. Just Saying says:

    That shit got stuck there. Uncomfortable!

  8. Dee Mihn says:

    Why is her mascara always running?

  9. Sharon says:

    I don’t even care if they don’t smile, I just wish they’d stop wearing the eye makeup as if they were heroin addicts (which I don’t believe they actually are). It’s so unflattering.
    Oh, and shampoo/conditioner would be nice, it’s true.
    So cute, so much money, and they both manage to look like crack heads. I don’t get it.

  10. Louise says:

    Because heroin chic is HOT!

  11. jane says:

    Have you seen her face when she smiles? It looks odd, I think she knows it better than we do to keep that mouth closed.

  12. cookie monster says:

    poor thing, it does look like shes got some heavy stuff goin on inside. she looks totally unhappy. and not so healthy. still.

  13. DarkEmpress says:

    I dont see why she would smile. I sure as hell wouldnt. I think it is more unnatural to be smiling fakely at crazed fans and 100s of photographers screaming your name. I think the only people who smile are the famewhores (Kim K) or the ones (Beyonce) afraid of bad publicity. It would have been better if she had just stood there looking at them naturally.

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