This Has to Stop

December 11th, 2008 by Evil Beet


First George Clooney, then Brad Pitt, now Mel Gibson?

What’s with the moustaches, guys???

Seriously, does anyone actually enjoy kissing a guy with facial hair?

I take one look at that face and I think “chafing.”

Actually, that’s a lie. First, I think “bigot.” Then I think “chafing.”


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26 Responses to “This Has to Stop”

  1. Lydia says:

    Mustaches alone, no, but facial hair in general I totally find attractive. Got to disagree with ya on that, Beet.

  2. taryn says:

    i HATE no shave november
    yuck yuck yuck

  3. kitty says:

    call me crazy, but i like beards (depends on how good of a beard the guy can grow, of course, and how it looks on him). and i dont think it chafes. stubble looks hot, but THAT chafes. and any other form of facial hair? YUCK. mustaches are disgusting and goatees looks like scary, toothy vaginas!!!

  4. tess says:

    Bigot is right! Thanks for your comment about it, which made me laugh…

  5. Grace says:

    Facial hair doesn’t chafe, only stubble does. And I’m quite happy with full facial hair (unless dude can only grow a face-pube beard, in which case, NO!) but I hate moustaches alone and I hate goatees. Also, Mel Gibson in this photo looks like he’s auditioning for the part of The Devil in some forthcoming fundamentalist Christian film.

  6. Brynja says:

    Mah, only moustaches suck and look like crap. Generally facial hair’s some pretty hot shit. Who doesn’t dig a five a clock shadow? Facial hair’s manly and hot. Moustaches is the exception to the rule. Amen.

  7. CatCatAttack says:

    I don’t like facial hair. 5 O’clock shadow looks appealing until you spend a day of shame walking around telling people you’re having an allergic reaction to something because your face and neck (to mention the visible areas) are red and chafed 12 hours later. (What can I say, I have the delicate skin.)

  8. Liz says:

    beards always looked painful to me until i met my boyfriend who has a full fledge RED beard. but the first few weeks of dating when all we did was make out, my face was RAWWWW and peeling from it. but now i get mad when he shaves.
    but mel looks like an old man trying to be young.

  9. Lauren says:

    My theory is that they think the moustache makes them look more manly… You know… men and their egos….

  10. Lorelei says:

    If my hubby shaves his mustache off he doesn’t get sex

  11. Raye says:

    I throw temper tantrums when my boyfriend shaves. He has a baby face when he doesn’t have a beard.

  12. Briana says:

    I dont like this one bit. If my dad regrows his mustache, I am renouncing him as my father.

  13. Briana says:

    if all the guys start wearing mustaches I am becoming a lezzie.

  14. cb says:

    Like multiple people above, I don’t support mustaches alone because they look silly.

    But a well-trimmed beard, man, I think that is so hot. And it doesn’t chafe, only stubble does.

  15. Veronica says:

    Love mustaches and beards. Mel looks good, glad he’s not botoxed to death.

  16. Just Saying says:

    Not of that matters when he starts denoucing the Holocaust. Fuck that shit.

  17. Carlitos_0.0_ says:

    for real tho, this ol nasty needs to quit channeling anton lavey and stfu!! hella creeper!

  18. sandy says:

    He’s revolting, from the inside out.

  19. meg says:

    Colonel Sanders, anyone?

  20. Metherer says:

    Do we think its all from Movember?
    I wouldn’t mind so much if they were amazingly huge handlebars, or something equally ridiculous. Instead they all have boring ones.

  21. mary says:

    hahhaahah!! bigot? you’re the jew celebrating Christmas!

  22. torie says:

    i may be the only one who finds the chafing from stubble kind of amusing… to me it’s like the slightly more grown up version of a giggle-inducing hickey :P

  23. Just Saying says:

    Ummm, Satan?

  24. SmartGirl says:

    In November there was something called “MOVEMBER” and it targeted men’s health. My bf wore a mustach as well in support of this event which was in the whole month of November. Maybe they had mustaches for this event and were to lazy to shave? ?

  25. Merstick says:

    I personally think Mel is looking a little like Jack Nicholson in this picture.

  26. Divax says:

    He should grow his stache longer to cover his unsightly yellow teeth
    (he can’t afford bleach?)

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