Quotables (Or: Jennifer Aniston Captures My Heart for the 1000th Time in the Past Three Months)

December 11th, 2008 by Evil Beet


“The funny thing is that people don’t realize we all go away to the Hamptons on the weekends … Can you imagine? That’d be hysterical: I’ve got Zahara on my hip, and Knox …”

Jennifer Aniston, joking around about her relationship with the Jolie-Pitts in a her upcoming interview with GQ.

TEAM ANISTON!!!


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25 Responses to “Quotables (Or: Jennifer Aniston Captures My Heart for the 1000th Time in the Past Three Months)”

  1. Amy says:

    Team Aniston FTW!

    EB, did you read Brad’s article from People? It’s a total slap in the face and totally cheapened his entire marriage with Aniston.

  2. drew says:

    team aniston all the way. this woman is f***ing amazing.

  3. Lindsay says:

    team Jolie. Aniston needs to move ON already.

  4. lol says:

    please stoppppppp saying TEAM whoever. it is so annoying you have no idea.

    I think aniston needs to give it up a little. shes coming off as one of those people who walks around saying she doesnt care and making jokes about it and then goes home and cries. Brad has been gone for a long time and she should probably stop talking about it.

  5. Veronica says:

    She needs to start saying “no comment” or “that’s old news” whenever she’s asked about Brad, otherwise people are never going to be interested in her. Hell, I never was. Haven’t they now been divorced longer then they were married in the first place?

    I guess if all I had to do was yoga all day and vacation whenever, I’d look like this too. And then there’s the likely surgery she’s had. for the most part, real 40 year old women do not look like this, many never did!

  6. ThatLisa says:

    ok so I’m sure I think this way because I am not a huge fan of hers, but seriously- how much is she going to talk about them for publicity? dear lord. isn’t that the easiest way to make sure stories like this one actually happen? like why are you talking about their babies? that is creepy. you have never met them. i see how it would be funny to joke like that to your friend, not like the ENTIRE world. sheesh.

  7. Eyes of Green says:

    God I’m sick of this “Team” crap.

    Team BRAD.

  8. Amanda Pants says:

    She’s a loser and I agree with Eyes of Green. If we’re doing “teams” then Team Brad is the one to go with.

    Anyway I’ve seen this attention whore half naked in photoshoots more than I can count. I’m sick of her.

  9. Js says:

    Put down the blunt and get some therapy, Jen. You’re fixated.

  10. Amanda Pants says:

    ^ I agree, but can she keep the blunt though? Her openly admitted love of cannabis is about the only thing I can appreciate about this woman.

  11. Tracy says:

    I agree with those saying she needs to stop talking about it. I’m bored of hearing about how she was done wrong. They have a million babies now Jen, time to move the fuck on.

  12. Beula says:

    Mentioning their kids’ names seems like an insult to Brad and Angelina. LOL
    I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about….But seriously though, don’t involve the kids in this stupid charade.

    I also agree with Eyes of Green. Let’s stop it already. This ‘team’ shit is juvenile.

  13. just me says:

    Nice body but she is ugly inside and out! She is the one who keeps this going on and on. She is just a whiny, needy bitch! Get a life.

  14. CS says:

    Agreed, TEAM BRAD!!!

  15. Love the beet, hate beets says:

    Team Beet….!!!!

  16. Beula says:

    She looks like Barbara Streisand in that photo..pouty lips don’t suit her..

  17. WompWomp says:

    People who are “over” their ex…don’t know, or want to know their kids names with their new partner…but obviously…she does, and this “ex scorn” fiasco keeps her in the spot light, like what is she famous for? Friends and being the Ex Mrs Pitt, now all her movies are stupid, including this idiotic one about a freaken dog!!! Good Lord, she’s a retard….Team Little Yellow Bus

  18. mr.mr.mr says:

    TEAM BEET!!!
    … that would make it team jen
    TEAM JEN!!!

  19. Sheila says:

    She’s only talking about it now because that lying bitch jolie finally admitted to putting the moves on Pitt during that movie they made together. She was quiet about it for so long and when the bitch made her confession, she felt like she had the green light to finally speak her mind.

  20. ThatLisa says:

    saying that you fell in love with someone isn’t the same as saying you were sleeping with them.

    i like how jen has interviews being all, Stop asking me this stuff!!! and Get over it!! and Stop obsessing about my life!! and then she does interviews like these. what does she expect exactly? she provides us with constant soundbites yet we can’t talk about it?

  21. Khy says:

    She is so damn annoying. Stop posting about herrrrrrrr

  22. kate says:

    sad. and she hasn’t said anything about brad’s admission about his favorite jolie movie being mr. & mrs. smith because he fell in love on set. ugh…that would stab me. is she having a subtle meltdown?
    anyway…

  23. natalie says:

    i think jenifer anistion is amazing !!!!!! and angie could just stop rubbing it in her face .people forget that she had an affair with a maried man ,if angie had just kept it actor to actdress jenifer would still be will brad and they would be having children !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and brad what was you thinking jenifer is so beautyful ,you and jenifer was one of the best couples in hollyword !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jenifer you the best and don’t forget that , brad and angie their not worth it !!!!!!!!!!!!! find somone that treats you right !!!!!!!!!!! go jen !!!!!! love you !!! p.s.-i love friends

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