Celebrities Without Makeup: “Life Is Fair Again” Edition

December 11th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Ya know, without a shitload of professionally applied makeup and a fancy hairdo, Jessica Alba doesn’t really look all that impressive. I mean, she’s not unattractive, but you wouldn’t be all like “WOW!” if you saw her like this. She just looks like a normal, semi-cute girl.

At the grand opening of The Conga Room in LA.


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46 Responses to “Celebrities Without Makeup: “Life Is Fair Again” Edition”

  1. anonymouse says:

    she looks like every hispanic girl from Miami who went to Lourdes Academy or St. Brendan. All she needs is a bow in her hair.

  2. ew says:

    what the fuck are you talking about? I hate her as much ast he next person who doesn’t wannna fuck her, but she still has the most perfect skin i’ve ever seen.

  3. Anonymous says:

    whaaaat? I’m confused. Why do you say she isnt all that impressive without makeup but Jessica Beil is 1000 times hotter than a normal person after hours of hair and makeup. Alba looks WAY better than Beil without the makeup to me and like Ew said, no matter how much you dont like her, look at her skin! Esp the area under her eyes, usually with no makeup all you see is dark circles.

  4. Erin says:

    I think she is adorable. I like the super natural look. Better than Jessica Biel.

  5. Nora says:

    Don’t call her Latina!

    I heart airbrushing.

  6. Erin says:

    I think she is adorable. I like thje super natural look. Better than Jessica Biel.

  7. Katie says:

    EB, I think she looks a lot prettier than any girl I went to high school or college with, even without make-up. Not glamorous like a movie star, but still has something about her…

  8. Briana says:

    lol yes she looks like some of my cousins here!

  9. Veronica says:

    She looks a thousand times better without the red lipstick!

  10. Anonymous says:

    she looks way better than jessica biel looked in the other photo. i wish i could look like that, with or without makeup.

  11. Joul says:

    I think she looks just as gorgeous as usual!

  12. torie says:

    really? i think she looks great!

  13. Donkey Punch says:

    You keep believing that Beet while the rest of us straight males dream about some alone time with her.

  14. Erik says:

    She reminds me of Norah Jones here.

  15. 00zoey says:

    Just because she’s not all blonde & waspy like?? I think she looks great.

  16. Donkey Punch says:

    Came across this photo of Britney Spears without make-up. Penis wilting.

    http://popsugar.com/gallery/view/2588984?page=0,0,0&show=large

  17. Buggg. says:

    I think she looks great.

    Super adorable.

  18. Laurel says:

    i think we should all be discussing the outfit. seriously, what is that??! beet post more piccies please

  19. prplxd says:

    I AM SORRY, but you are totally wrong this time.
    Jessica looks AWESOME in this photo .. almost better than all made up.

  20. gia says:

    i have to agree, she isnt that remarkable looking to me. she is pretty here, but i am not wowed by her. then again i am not usually wowed by her in full makeup either. she is obviously wearing some kind of foundation to even out her complexion & mascara. i think i have seen her with even less makeup than this & her skin coloring looked uneven.

  21. Lesley says:

    She looks wayyyy better than jessica biel without makeup, she is still gorgeous! She looks alot better than most of us with all our makeup.

  22. ThatLisa says:

    it’s hard for me to pull away my focus from how much i hate that hair on her

  23. JudyP says:

    I don’t like the bangs.

  24. shannon says:

    Better than Biel. Much better.

  25. Anonymous says:

    she looks helluva lot better jessica biel. jessica biel has a GORGEOUS body, but her face is just too mediocre. i see NOTHIING fastastic and super-star about her. jessica alba on the other hand, looks great without makeup, almost better than when she is made up. but there’s one thing, she can’t act.

  26. MzzRepass says:

    there are a lot of us out there who truly do look better without an awesome make up application..She is a prime example. The bangs, though, are kind of disastrous. Her smile is still enchanting and her eyes(despite her actual personality) say down-to-earth and welcoming this way..She kind of reminds me of a darker haired version of myself, being that i rarely wear makeup now that i don’t have to..Britney Spears looks like f*cking roadkill without make up(so so sorry Beet!) Beil isnt much of a difference, though, i’ve seen very good photos of her in a baseball hat while going au natural which were amazing..There are just some out there who have it and some who do not. Just may depend on the amount of sleep; in some cases, bad habits.

  27. Tracy says:

    She’s still gorgeous… but the bangs are messing with the overall effect.

  28. Judy says:

    Wrong! She is gorgeous without makeup. How do you look without makeup?

  29. Diana says:

    definitely gorgeous. and WAY better looking than Biel!

  30. marcy says:

    How do you know she’s not wearing makeup? She probably has foundation on at least.

  31. A says:

    she looks cute! and waaay better than jessica biel, no comparison!

  32. ThatLisa says:

    ok if i try really hard to imagine that face with different hair, i would say that she looks great without lots of makeup

  33. A says:

    and beet, you never published the pictures of how she was airbrushed for an aid campaign! (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1091451/She-beautiful-women-world–doesnt-stop-Jessica-Alba-getting-airbrushed.html) there have been so many postings lately of doctored photos of celebs (jen aniston, khloe kardashian), and i dont think how most people realize how much photoshopping goes on for these magazine covers and ads!

  34. Dmarie says:

    Her eyes look tired.
    I think she’s pretty there but same as thousands of other hispanic? asian? girls.

  35. Brynja says:

    What are you talking about Beet? If she’s ordinary and semi-cute, so is Jessica Biel.. There’s no way Biel looked more attractive without makeup.. You’re delusional..

  36. Louise says:

    yes, what marcy said. how do we know? perhaps she just kept the make-up natural, but it doesn’t mean it’s non-existent. jeez i’m worn out from discussing this important matter.

    btw, i think she looks good , too.

  37. jane says:

    I think she’s REALLY pretty with or without makeup. Not semi-attractive or cute, at all.

  38. Me says:

    She’s still very pretty, and has immaculate skin. She looks a lot better barefaced than Jessica Biel does with make-up on.

  39. Anonymous says:

    semi-cute? Hater! Your personality annoys the hell out of me yet I still keep on coming back for more.

  40. l says:

    semi-cute? Hater! Your personality annoys the hell out of me yet I still keep on coming back for more.

  41. bammac says:

    this chick even with makeup on she still isnt hotter then miley cyrus no way i love u miley xoxo

  42. philly girl says:

    beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and if this celebrities were to be happy with them selves they will not be doing all this plastic serguries and triying to look like a freaking barbie for which i think they so ugly pale and too skinny, they really need to make up their mind blond, skinny and ugly or dark. high cheek bone and beutifull full lips

  43. Crystal says:

    Jessica is still suprisingly freakin beautiful without the make-up.Of course no one is perfect looking.

  44. smartygirl says:

    Uhmmmm… shes wearing makeup!!!(foundation fake lashes blush , light lipstick eyeliner natural eyeshadow…) its OBVIOUSE!!!(but shes still pretty i dont care how she looks without makeupXD)

  45. samantha says:

    OH MY GOD she looks gorgous without makeup on i wish i looked like her i look like a fuckin dog without makeup oh my gosh i wish i hade her face soooo jalouse most other celebs look like fuckin horse shit without makeup but on the other hand miranda kerr is gorgous tooo and megan fox actually nuh she looks like a slut alll the guys think shes hott but i think she looks fake with or without makeup…. and my friend shes pritty damn gorgouse she doesint were makeup though shes korean she came to australia a few months a go and shes me bestie..

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