Who the Fuck Is This????

December 10th, 2008 by Evil Beet


We haven’t seen her photographed at an event in nearly a month, and now Audrina Patridge just sashays down the red carpet at the Waiting in Beijing premiere like she didn’t have a shitload of plastic surgery done.

Who the fuck is this???

Did she fix her ceiling eyes? Is that even possible? What kind of surgery do you get for ceiling eyes?

And you know what? The ceiling eyes were kind of cute. I mean, we made fun of them, but it’s what made her Audrina. It’s what made her different and interesting. I’m sad that the ceiling eyes are gone. And Lord knows what else she had done. I have no idea who this person is. It doesn’t even look like Audrina. It looks like a boring person who bores me. Why do these girls do this shit?


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65 Responses to “Who the Fuck Is This????”

  1. Vida says:

    I don’t care about the Hills, LC, the other blonde ones, or even Audrina for that matter….but for whatever reason this just makes me so sad. Rather than speding the money doing whatever she did, she should have fixed whatever inner confidence problems caused her to do it.

  2. marcy says:

    it just looks like her lips and teeth were changed and maybe she lost some weight. she looked prettier before – i always thought she was the prettiest one one the show… oh well. maybe she can reverse the lip thing by not injecting anymore, and it’ll go back to normal.

  3. Ashley says:

    She totally has a top lip now, when she used to smile you could see her gums so she definitely had her lips done which actually doesnt look bad, she looks less like Fire Marshall Bill now. As for the lack of the ceiling eyes, its probably because those fake eyelashes are so damn heavy.

  4. ThatLisa says:

    it’s weird.. i actually just looked up an older photo of her. i actually am not convinced she had anything done. i think it’s a combo of less tan, makeup, hair color/style. it just somehow made her look completely different. oh and a little lip boost, but that’s all i really noticed

    http://www.buzzfoto.com/photos/0706-June-2007/070626ZM_AudrinaPatridge.jpg

    oh and less obvious ceiling eyes. maybe she is just purposely trying to look DOWN when ppl are taking her photo

  5. c. says:

    ew! is it her nose and teeth? both she and heidi looked MUCH better without the surgery. why do pretty girls do this to themselves??? it’s so sad

  6. Kate says:

    oh come on. i mean i agree she looks less distinctive, but if we had never seen her before pics, she’d look totally pretty.
    i actually think the biggest issue is her hair. that changes her face shape a lot – no bangs!
    i feel bad for her. audrina never really did anything really mean to anyone; she just gets dicked over by everybody, and mtv makes her looks bad.
    i made fun of her wonky eyes, but i think it’s just a makeup fix here.
    sweetheart, who did your nose – gimme that numberrr!

  7. Dr. G says:

    Her teeth are totally different… they look like boxy chiclets… come on, people!

  8. ThatLisa says:

    kate- I didn’t think she ever had bangs?

    and I thought her teeth were always huge and white. I thought she was known for that.. you know, and her crazy eyes

  9. kt says:

    omg i didnt even recognize her…

  10. Kmac says:

    It’s her teeth. Her two front teeth are a totally different shape. It changes her whole face/smile.

  11. anny says:

    She looks less cute and more like a mature woman now, but I think the cute look really worked for her and she was much hotter before. just looks older now, haha that’s NOT what you want from surgery!

    I agree, can’t really pinpoint WHAT she got done but she def got something done…teeth can easily be shaved down, and it’s act part of the Invisalign process, maybe she’s straightening her teeth. If so, they will eventually shave even more, keep on the lookout. Her smile will become cookie-cutter perfect in no time!

    Agree that the ceiling eyes are gone for the most part, how the F does plastic surgery do that tho?

    Why I am so obsessed w this celeb shit? Damn you Beet.

  12. athena says:

    definitely lip action done…almost has that jessica simpson thing going on.

  13. kidzy says:

    Audrina looks great. wow some of you people are just axxholes, I would hate to be judged by you.

  14. kim says:

    I did my make up for years and I know that its fun to be a girl now a daz because , what a treat to have a make up artist once in awhile, shes gorgeous especially when its not just a stupid paprazzi pictire that is random, we get to see her all dressed up. Love that girl…..

  15. kayla says:

    i think she looks great.
    looked better than before, in my opinion.

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