It’s Okay If You Haven’t Lost the Baby Weight Yet, Ashlee
December 10th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Miz Simpson-Wentz was all wrapped up in layers of black at the opening of Pete Wentz and Travis McCoy’s art exhibit at Gallery 1988 in WeHo. She also made damn sure the camera always caught her in profile — never face-on.
I guess I can appreciate her position — and it’s cool that she came out to support her hubby rather than hiding at home because she hadn’t yet lost the baby weight. But, seriously, Ash, you just had the baby like twenty seconds ago. If anyone dares to call you fat right now, I will personally bitch them out, and I’m a really mean blogger. Your “I’m fat because I had a baby” card is valid for at least a couple more months, sweetheart. Don’t sweat it.
Also there: Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. Nicole looks so much older lately. And I don’t mean that in a bad way. It’s not that she looks wrinkly or haggard or anything. It’s her eyes. There’s so much more maturity there these day. She looks peaceful for the first time since we were introduced to her. Nice to see.
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A couple more months? She’s a celebrity. She gets a couple more weeks at best. Me, I get a couple more years, bitches. Kiss my fat ass! Woops, I went and got all Tyra for a second. I mean, not really though, because Tyra isn’t even fat. I guess I went Mo’nique or however the hell you spell that. Skinny bitches!
Her chin makes my urge to kill rise.
Her chin does kind of have a woody harrelson feel to it.
She looks wiped out..
an art exhibit. huh.
salty because I am an art major u know, and tons of my classmates would kill to have an exhibition right now. lol
oh, famouse people. must you make us ALL salty? Poly- Sci Majors, Fashion design majors, and now art majors? What’s next? Nursing students?
i liked pre-nose job ashlee better…
I’m digging Ashlee’s hair colour…. I wish I could pull it off.
her profile reminds me of that puppet from madame, from someone and madame.
got it! wayland flowers and madame. same face as asslee’s.
hahah Ama
wtf Pete is wearing eyeshadow and eyeliner…. um ok.