Celebrities Without Makeup: “Life Is Unfair” Edition

December 10th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Oh, look, it’s Jessica Biel, picking up a new MacBook at the Grove without any makeup on. Except she still looks like 1000 times better than normal people do after hours of hair and makeup.

And that, my friends, is why she gets to date Justin Timberlake and we do not.


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24 Responses to “Celebrities Without Makeup: “Life Is Unfair” Edition”

  1. Elle says:

    Ugh, still beautiful. I hate her :)

  2. lolly says:

    ew cant she at least put on lip balm?

  3. nan says:

    I think her nose looks like Michael Jackson’s here. I personally, do not find him beautiful.

  4. GetYourAdverbsHere says:

    She’s so pretty it hurts my eyes. When I saw that scene in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, yeah, I pretty much took a seat on the carbohydrate train and haven’t gotten off since. What the fuck is the point? At least I can get the satisfaction of eating a pound of spaghetti, and her, well, fuck her, all she gets is JT and a laptop. Sorry, I’m cursing so much lately. It’s these damned skinny flawless overpaid hos making me do it.

    :(

    Self esteem, where art thou!!!!!!

  5. GetYourAdverbsHere says:

    Oh and by scene I mean this one, after the cat suit part, yes, the undress-after-the-rain scene. Dammit all to hell.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk46dN0ffvg

  6. Ama says:

    She’s wearing a bit of make up here — you can see it on her eyes.

    Her natural lip color makes me gag, honestly.
    But she’s still 1109340439 times prettier than I am without makeup, so I guess I’m just nitpicking :D

  7. lethermank says:

    Ugh. Fake nose, fake lips, fake cheekbones, fake boobs.

  8. Erin says:

    I have never thought much of Jessica Biel made up and I still don’t think much of her not made up. She looks normal, like any other woman on the street. I wouldn’t look twice at her.

  9. Tabs says:

    LADIES STOP THE ENVY SHE LOOKS PRETTY AND FRESH ADMIT IT!!!

    SHE HAS A BEAUTIFUL BODY , BUT HER PERSONALITY SUCKS, STILL SHES BEAUTIFUL.

  10. Anna says:

    Re: Tabs

    I doubt JT would stay with her if she had a crappy personality.

  11. persephone says:

    her nose looks messed up but the rest of her is all good

  12. meh says:

    i love her cheekbones

  13. Mrs Mia Wallace says:

    Justin Timberlake is a pipsqueak. He is smary and I bet no one would find him attractive if he wasn’t famous. She can keep him and her laptop.

  14. torie says:

    celebrities without makeup: “life is unfair” edition, part two –
    i saw rachel weiss on the street a few weeks ago, looking EVERY bit as flawless as she ever does on camera. very little makeup if any at all, casual and beautiful. it’s not just tricks of lighting and styling – she is truly a lovely woman.

  15. gfghfhg says:

    she just needs a tan…. or some blush… or even just lipgloss and she’d be very pretty.

    in these pictures, she looks horrid. not the ugliest human being in the world, no. but…. ick…….

  16. gfghfhg says:

    Where can I get that coat??

  17. Anonymous says:

    1. Are her lips, nose, cheeks really fake?
    2. Her nose does bother me.

  18. ThatLisa says:

    I think she looks beautiful. Like, ridiculously beautiful. Lucky lady.

  19. Liv says:

    I think she’s refreshingly beautiful. I see no reason to trash on such a nice looking face, even if you disagree. It just proves you’re insecure.

  20. Lauren says:

    I find Justin Timberlake sooo ugly and annoying! So she can have him.

  21. jane says:

    Im a normal person and I think I look pretty decent without makeup or anything…Speak for yourself, Beet :)

  22. Anonymous says:

    eh, she looks good, especially her body, but i really don’t think life is unfair because of her. she looks like an average pretty girl you can find on the street, nothing spectacular.

  23. Judy says:

    Justin Timberlake is about the unsexiest young man I have ever seen. He is so Partridge family. Why all these young women go ga ga over him I cannot understand. Ick…..

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