Paris Hilton’s Gigantic Ring: Love It or Leave It?
December 9th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Do you even call that a ring?
Is there another name for it? Is it some sort of homing device her mothership is making her wear?
Here’s Paris in Madrid supporting the launch of Keteke.com, which appears to be some manner of Spanish-language social networking site.
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i thought it was a band-aid when i glanced at it… leave it XP
that’s disgusting. i bet it’s the latest in brass knuckle fashion.
She’s trying to do the Beyonce robo-hand thing. LEAVE IT.
Oh lord. That is so ugly. It looks like her finger is a caterpillar coming out of its silver cocoon. Leave it.
P.S. How does she even move her finger in that thing? It goes past her knuckle! Is it bendy or something?
damn these stupid trends! first the mustaches, now the beyonce robo hand!?! ugh!!!
It looks like she has a splint on her finger! Oh Lord.
i like it, but not on her…and not on beyonce
Not cute at all…
ew…leave it!
Drop that shit. That looks like the start of a bad skin condition.
Her face looks unusually soft and pretty in that pic. The subdued makeup suits her.
that would be so uncomfortable. and it looks stupid. yeah the silver looks great with your 80s explosive diarrhea dress, Paris.
omg dont just leave that thing somewhere, it needs to melted down the same way that evil ring was in L.O.T.R.
Hi, 1997! That’s finger armor, you guys. I was so excited to find mine in Camden when I was 17! I just knew someone would be selling it there, and sure enough! Aww, I’m happy all over again.
Anyway, I’d Love It if it were on a some sort of Russel Brand -type of grunge-dandy, you know, some guy with a waxed mustache and a bowler hat. In this case, though, Leave It. Ugh.
Looks like Paris broke her finger and decided to put a silly looking splint on it.
Please, please Paris Hilton, please disappear. You are a virus.
Her hair looks like sherbert. Well, like if you melted the sherbert and mixed it with piss. Like piss from someone who is not well-hydrated. Follow me?
I follow you GetYourAdverbsHere. hilarious and totally true.
I hate when my pee looks like that :(
nah, not again please. it looks like more like a bandage or sth. yeah, shitty trend.
if it had a skull on it…i would say she bought it at hot topic :D
ew.
why the flowerpower dress, and the ‘dark side’ ring??
I love it.
Chinese finger cuff…
I hate her ugly ring and I hate that stupid Facebook-wannabe that they’re trying to advertise. They’ll never get it!
I like her dress and I don’t mind the ring. It is not some gawdy, chunky piece of jewlery. She also isn’t accessorized head to toe, like some celebs do it. She looks simple and clean. I like it all, though I am not a huge Paris fan.
Her dress hurts my eyes.
looks like sushi.
This is a booger ring. Pick your nose. Put the boogers underneath. Have the maid clean it out later.
I think she stole it from her OB=GYN.
It must be some sort of torture device she has to wear for being crap. It hurts to look at it so i cant imagine wearing it. eugh.