Ewwww!!!

December 8th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Check out Rachel Zoe at a benefit in LA last night.

Ewwwwww!!!!

I really enjoy her show, and I think she’s so sweet and hilarious, but THIS is just DISGUSTING. You NEED to put on some weight, sweetheart. You look about 80 years old.

Her breasts look like they’ve given up on life.


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38 Responses to “Ewwww!!!”

  1. torie says:

    god, she looks so lost and sad.

  2. Erin says:

    Holy crap! When your girls are just hanging on to your chest by a thread it’s time to cover them up! Good Lord, I did not need to see that!

  3. Amanda Pants says:

    She’s got a problem, but I still think she’s amazing. I adore her.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Eugh! No wonder she usually wears baggy clothes. Poor thing. Those boobs would look far better if she put on 10 pounds.

  5. Lulu says:

    Oh Rachel
    Do something about your anorexia already sweetheart,
    or better still , get some some implants

    your chest looks terrible!
    You are not a bad loooking chick, but you need some womanly curves desperately, you need boobs girl

    Love ya, u fab

  6. Chuck says:

    FEED ME!

  7. Briana says:

    omg… horrible. I hope she gets some help.

  8. Tabs says:

    give her a cookie or something, her head looks so big

  9. walden333 says:

    Why would she wear that dress? that’s the real mystery.

  10. nina says:

    oh dear god. someone FEED HER.

  11. Tracy says:

    Just no. She’s heartbreaking.

  12. rayne says:

    if she’s got people who help her look good, they are failing her miserably.

  13. suthunbelle says:

    I felt a little sad for her, she looks soooo sad. Not like sad/crazy like britney, just amazingly lonely/sad.

  14. Mrs Mia Wallace says:

    That chick needs a bucket of chips……STAT!

  15. Lynn says:

    How can a stylist miss so badly like that? Cry for help, maybe? She usually does a good job of covering it up. Classic Beet line: “breasts…given up on life.” LMAO

  16. Caz2 says:

    Aw man :(

    I get that there must be loads of pressure doing what she does, living where she lives, but she doesn’t look skinny and glamourous, just….saggy. Her skin is so lack lustre and she looks ancient!

    I hope she looks at these pictures, wakes up and smells the coffee, rather than just go for some surgery or somEthing :(((

  17. Shan says:

    My mum has been ano as long as I can remember. She also suffers from M.S.. Right now, her weight is about 76lbs. My eight year old daughter weighs 63lbs. It’s heartbreaking at times, because she’ll never be the mum I’ve always wanted to have, or the mum I am with my own children.

  18. Mrs Mia Wallace says:

    Why did the Rachel Zoe’s boobs look so sad at the benefit?

    They had no body to go with.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

  19. trinasaprincess says:

    She could seriously gain about fifty lbs and still be skinny!

  20. FrozeRightHere says:

    Ewww, boobs on a carcass.

  21. Anonymous says:

    she looks beautiful and i love her.

  22. ash says:

    is it sad that i wish my arms looked like hers? but, yeah she’s clearly got some kind of eating disorder. pressure, pressure. stupid hollywood pressure. she’s just a systlist, though so i don’t get why she’s starving herself. but, yeah someone needs to feed her.

  23. britty says:

    she’s melting!
    MELTINGGG!

  24. slouchy says:

    Showing your bony sternum is not hot.

  25. Sabrina says:

    She truly needs help. I hope she gets it before its too late.

  26. c. says:

    OH MY GOD!

  27. Erin says:

    That was great Mrs Wallace! Classic! No body to go with…hee hee hee…

  28. Barb says:

    Doesn’t she claim to be 30? How stupid does she think people are? “I’m not too thin… I’m 30… I eat like a horse…”. Sheez. I can’t believe people use her as a stylist.

  29. Kristin says:

    She looks like Mrs. Sorenson, my kids’ 72 year old babysitter.

  30. ThatLisa says:

    god my bones hurt just looking at her

    :(

    not good

  31. Karen says:

    I’ll take her arms and keep the rest of my body, even the chunk. I’d prefer to not look E.T.-esque.

  32. Grandizer says:

    Quick someone get her on the new Burger King commercial…
    Whopper Virgins!!!

    She can use a few bacon double cheeseburgers… a few chocolate shakes and a few ginormous breakfast sandwiches…

    Oh girl, you need to put on 20 pounds or so.
    And if you exercise while doing it, it will go to the right areas.

    And a support device is needed for those sweater puppies, they are dragging…

  33. leo says:

    that’s actually a smile she has on her face

  34. Eileen says:

    Oh my gosh.

    I absolutely LOVE her show too.. but in all of the time that they were taping, did you see her eat anything besides the very last episode when they all had huge plates of food?

    The only thing I ever saw her put in her mouth was a glass or wine.

    How is she even functioning? I wouldn’t be able to stand up!! I SERIOUSLY hope she gets help.. PRONTO!!

    I’m going to email Bravo and tell them that they need to offer her help or something because it’s great if you want a GOOD tv show, it’s another thing when the star of the TV show looks like she’s about to croak at any second.

  35. poor thing! says:

    those aren’t boobs, they are flap jacks!

  36. ParsonWifey says:

    She’s sweet as hell but she SO needs to eat a hamburger once in a while!

  37. k8 says:

    she really does have a death wish because
    a) she is not eating
    b) she is wearing a fur coat AND has a cow skin purse so clearly she is trying to get animal people to kill her.
    ok it could be fake and i could be being stupid but oh well

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